Top Chef
Top Chef

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Kim: C | 337 USERS: B-
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The Weird Interstitial is a "Would you rather" game. Would Heather rather make out with Bev or only cook Asian food for the rest of her life? Heather would rather make out with Bev. Sarah is asked to choose between Texas and Italy and she pretends like it's a tough choice until Padma deadpans, "Not that hard" so she says, "Italy." Would Chris Hollywood rather be a porn star or an action hero. Who would choose porn star? He doesn't, thankfully. This season's T-shirt is weird and lame and I don't get it. Go check it out on the website.

Judges' Outtakes! If you like bloopers, you'll love the outtakes! My favorite is when Padma points out that lamb's heart looks like labia. Also, Padma tries to start a slow clap and the cheftestants are mystified. That didn't go over. Also, Charlize Theron was flirting back with Tom, but we didn't see that in the episode.

A viewer wants Hugh to tweeze. Thank you! Hugh says he's known for it, so he can't get rid of it now. Yes, he can! Apparently, he's trying to raise money for charity and if he gets $100,000, he will tweeze it on Andy's show.

The final bit is asking who will be Fan Favorite, and everyone says it'll be Chris Hollywood since he's been campaigning hard. And sure enough, he did win. Blah. He was not this fan's favorite. I would've voted for Grayson or Keith probably. Or Paul, but that seems unfair. Anyway, this interminable season has ended! Let us go in peace to love and serve good food, and each other.

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