Andy claims that 97% of their female viewers wrote in and wanted to know if Fabio has a girlfriend. Did you know that 78% of Andy's statistics are made up and nonsensical? Fabio says that he does have a girlfriend but he wants to keep his private life private. Then there's a clip package about Fabio's various brags and boasts throughout the season, and how he's a smooth talker. After, Fabio demonstrates that he's learned how to say burger.

A viewer asks a weird question about how important it is for kids to eat healthy and wants to know what Antonia thinks. Except Andy totally calls her Antonio and no one notices. Antonia says that she thinks kids should eat what adults eat, and wants to get rid of kids' menus. Look, I think if you're a chain family restaurant, there's no problem with a kids' menu if that's what people want. I like them because the portions are usually smaller, with a price to match. It's not so much about the WHAT as the HOW MUCH. I don't want to spend $15 for one of my kids to throw half of it on the floor. ANTONIA.

Then there's a clip package about the Sesame Street muppets and how snarky they were to Padma, which is awesome. Blais says that his daughter was grinning when she saw the part where Elmo said he loved her. Then Andy talks about how the cheftestants hated cooking for kids. Except he says "agreedient" instead of "ingredient." Is he drunk? Anyway, they all hated cooking for kids but I think it had more to do with the fact that there were a million kids instead of one or two. Padma tried to get the kids to quiet down and they didn't listen to her at all. Hilarious.

Weird interstitial. They show the clip that's been available online forever of Marcel rapping "Put It On a Plate." It's funny but it was funnier a few months ago when everyone watched it online.

Let's revisit how Mike won with a dish that Richard told him about. Mike points out that you can't copyright a recipe. Blais says he didn't have a problem with the dish being used, it was more about the context, but admits that Mike added his own twist. Antonia adds that Mike first heard about the dish that morning and then made it that night, which was fishy, but in the end, he had to execute it himself. So everyone's cool now.

Clip package of judge bloopers. The best is Padma saying very carefully, "I had two gins and tonics. Hee hee hee." Also, Lorraine Bracco referred to her big fat tits. Of course, she did. A viewer asks if Tre was Padma's favorite, because she seemed more upset as his elimination. She did? They show it again, and she's really crying. Padma says she does have a sweet spot for Tre, but she hates when anyone leaves. A viewer wants to know about a dish that surprised them. Padma says that Dale T's egg dish at Wylie Dufresne's was great. Tom liked Carla's chicken pot pie, Blais's hamachi sweet bread, and Mike's fish in the banana leaf.