Top Chef
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The Poke's On You

The judges deliberate. Marcel wowed them.

Elsewhere, Sam, Elia, and Ted Ilan talk a bit of smack about Marcel. Because they still haven't learned their frigging lesson. Ted Ilan says, "He got here by the skin of his teeth -- he was on the chopping block so many times." "He's rude," Elia says. Really? How else would you expect someone who got attacked and nearly had his head shaved while you sat there and did nothing to act? Polite? Sanctimonious louse. "Disrespectful," Ted Ilan adds. "Arrogant," Elia lists. Son of Sam sits back and says nothing. Maybe he did learn his lesson while the others have their heads so far up their own asses they can't get away from their own crap. "He's been tcheeeting the whole competition," Elia says. Oh, what's this now? Since when? Name a time, Elia -- name an event! Ted Ilan jumps on this and says she has to say something. Son of Sam smiles. Maybe he knows she will be ridiculed for this. Maybe he's smiling at the fireworks that will play out. Maybe he's smiling because he just realized Elia's tongue and lips would make a nice pickle. "Elia, please -- we have to say something, this is the chance," Ted Ilan says. "If you say something, say it about cheating," Son of Sam advises.

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