Marcel slams the double doors behind him and he's wearing a tank top and pants. Remember that. Cliff tells us, "Obviously, he was upset about it because who really wants to have head almost shaved?" I think he was more upset by your huge ass attacking him and holding him down, whatever the reason. Jacktwit. "And," Cliff continues, "it was a stupid plan or 'joke'." Cliff, go air-quote your face. In a C-clamp. I don't know what I mean by that, but I think it would hurt. Back in the loft, Sam -- on his couch -- waves at Ted Ilan's camera face and whispers, "Go in there!" And he's still smiling over the hilarity of the attack. Now here's another bit of a jump. Ted Ilan's camera face appears in a darkened room, and Marcel is now shirtless and in his boxers. Marcel charges at the camera, telling him to "get the fuck outta here, dude." He never drops the "dudes," even when enraged. He shoves the camera away. Marcel tells us, "I left the room and ran down the hall and slept in [sic] the bathroom floor." However, that comment from Marcel is accompanying shots of Marcel back in his tank and pants, gathering up bedding. So, Ted Ilan and the camera went back to harass Marcel way after the attack? Repulsive.

The next morning, Clifford of Donnybrook Fair is snuggled deep in his bed while visions of Sugar Ray Leonard dance in his head. For some reason we zoom in on a photo of Elia and some guy. Sorry, still don't care about her. Marcel is seen packing up his stuff and he tells us, "Woke up this morning in the bathroom, I was a little bit cold because I didn't have any blankets and I have rug burn on my elbows on my arms." In the loft, he tells the cameras that he can't wait to get back to his regular life and not have to live with or deal with "these people that are like... whatever." Ted Ilan sits on his bed and tells the cameras, "Marcel was bitter a bit earlier, but he's sort of calmed down. I think he was treated unfairly." "Bitter"? "Calmed down"? I just... I can't. Words fail at the cocksuckertude of this little shrinky dink. Oh, and "he was treated unfairly"? Way to be vague! How about YOU treated HIM unfairly?! Ted Ilan -- to his stupidity -- continues, "Last night... I thought, I think that he was manhandled a bit and we were all sort of... in a moment." If I ever run into you on the street, I hope that I too will be "sort of in a moment." Don't come cooking to San Francisco, dude, I'm warning you. Cliff packs his stuff and tells us, "I do feel bad for physically touching Marcel." "Touching." "TOUCHING"!? Are you freaking kidding me with this, Cliff? Do you really think ANYONE is going to buy this crap, this "I barely touched him and he bruised like a peach" load of stank? We ALL saw what you did, we ALL WATCHED IT ON TELEVISION! Own up to your mess, you colossal turd! Cliff goes on, "It was a stupid joke, it was a stupid decision and I totally regret it." Yeah, you regret being tossed off the show on your stupid, jokey ass. By the way, there are absolutely NO clips of Elia saying that she feels bad for any of it. It still could be Bravo spin trying to distance her from the prank, hoping we would actually believe that she didn't know what was going on because she was unable to come into the room. But no. The lack of Elia's remorse just shouts out her involvement.