Top Chef
Top Chef

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Kim: B | 132 USERS: B
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Trim Your Bangs

Two minutes left. Carla's omelet is stuck in the pan, and it also looks like shit. She tries to cover it up with topping. Tyler's omelet is too brown. He covers it with a salad. Is there anyone in this group who managed to cook an omelet without fucking it up? These are some huge omelets, also.

Tyler's up first. His omelet includes bacon, shallot, asparagus, and roasted red peppers. I'd eat that. He added a crispy fingerling potato and fennel salad on top. Ugh, I hate fennel. Licorice-tasting bullshit. Wolfgang says it wasn't a perfect omelet, but the crispiness of the salad redeemed it somewhat. Kuniko made a chamomile milk, morel mushroom, and ham omelet. Wolfgang says that the flavors are interesting and delicate, and the technique is almost there.

Daniel made a Wild Forest mushroom omelet with oyster, bacon, and pea salad. His omelet looks brown and lumpy. If Wolfgang values presentation, and he does, this guy's going home. Wolfgang notes that it's a little bit overdone, and if he ate it in the dark, he might like it. Ouch. Chrissy says that she did a take on a Filipino torta, with lobster, bacon, caramelized onion, and fennel. Ugh, fucking fennel again. Is fennel the new bacon? Wolfgang says that it could have used salt, but he likes that she brought her heritage into it, and it looks good.

Eliza made a NY Strip and morel mushroom omelet with fennel tomato reduction. What's with the fennel? Now I'm just starting to get pissed off. Wolfgang says it was complicated but also tasty. And finally, Carla made arugula salad with potatoes and onions, and her omelet includes zucchini, mushrooms, and caramelized onions. She apologizes for the appearance, and Wolfgang says it looks like a woman with too much makeup on. Oh, Wolfgang, you old misogynist, you. Anyway, he adds that the flavor of the vegetables might have saved Carla. Also her mob connections. I'm just saying.

Wolfgang says that he appreciates everyone's creativity and hard work, and he's decided that five of them will go through. He's the only one who didn't send someone through early. Anyway, only one person will be going home, which is ROUGH. Wolfgang tells Daniel that his presentation wasn't up to par, and he's going home. Also, stop being racist. Anyway, everyone else is going to Seattle.

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