Stefan claims that he's happy that he didn't win, and he's not upset. Andy doesn't really follow up on that, even though it would be interesting to hear Stefan dig his way out. Colicchio notes that Jeff looks like he wants to kill Stefan. I think Jeff wants to hulk out and kill everyone there, based on some of his interviews since the show ended.

Oh, God, they are taking questions from the Internet. Sometimes they are good, but usually they are terrible. Again, journalism. I know it's a dying art, but look into it. Do some research and ask some actually interesting and provocative questions. Make this episode more than just a throwaway. Anyway, someone wants to know why Stefan and Fabio love each other so much, and we get to watch a Team Euro clip package first. You know they are both thinking, "Oh, Americans, and your internalized homophobia!" At least no one has said bromance yet. Until, in the clip package, Fabio kisses Stefan's bald head one too many times and Leah says the dreaded b-word. Ugh. The cheftestants are all amused by the clip package for the same reason that we all like to watch home movies of ourselves, but should never show them to anyone else because no one cares. Fabio has to tell everyone that's he's straight so I guess Americans aren't the only ones with internalized homophobia. But he says kissing is a European thing, and Padma agrees. Toby asks the dumbest question ever: he wonders if Fabio and Stefan hold hands walking down the street. Yes, because that's what men do in Europe. They hold hands walking down the street. What I wouldn't give for Colicchio to just stand up and punch Toby in the face. You know he wants to. Anyway, Fabio jokes that he uses a leash instead, which gets a big laugh.

Next viewer question: Someone wants to know how Fabio broke his finger. Um, he fell, and it broke? Do they want, like, the MRI? Again, out of all the questions that were submitted, I refuse to believe that was the most interesting. I am willing to bet that it was the one they had footage for, to make a clip package. Fabio explains that he was wearing sneakers, and he slipped. Wow, thanks for solving that mystery! Of all the things I've wondered about this season that had to be in the top... nothing, because I never wondered that. Andy insultingly asks if Stefan was worried about his boyfriend. Bleh, skip to the part where Toby says pussy and it isn't bleeped and then Stefan gets a T-shirt that says "I heart Fabio." Buy yours now!