So after a commercial break, we're back to milking even more from this non-relationship. A viewer wants to know how Hosea and Leah's significant others were affected by the kiss. Hosea got dumped as soon as he got home; Leah's boyfriend stuck it out for a little bit and then dumped her. She must be really good in bed, because I can't imagine any other reason why someone would date her. I mean, she's pretty enough, but that only lasts so long. Maybe he thought she was going to win, so he tried to stick it out, and then one day was just like, "Seriously? I am killing myself here. And for what? Some free plasticware from Glad? It's over." Andy goes there and asks Hosea and Leah if they are together now. Hosea has been appointed spokesperson (probably because Leah is not that bright) and says that they are "good friends." Andy asks, "Friends with benefits?" Yuck! To steal a phrase from Seth Myers, REALLY? Are there really people out there who need to know if they are fucking? Why? What does that do for you? Hosea points out that they don't live in the same city, but if they did, they might consider dating. Ariane, the yenta, asks if anyone would relocate. Leah says she loves New York, and Tom asks Hosea if he would consider an opportunity in New York, if one presented itself. Hosea says he would because he loves New York. Translation: he doesn't love Leah. They totally had sex a few times, but now it's out of their systems, and they're not the love affair of the century. MOVING ON.
Episode Report CardKim: C- | 929 USERS: C+
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