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Top Chef

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Who Deserves To Be Here?

Keller comes out, and The Katie Leebot announces that Lee Anne won the Quickfire challenge. Lee Anne dimples and shakes Keller's hand as everyone else applauds. Some more thin-lipped and more reluctantly than others, Tiffani. The Katie Leebot must be stuck on a subroutine because she finds about four different ways to remind us that because of her win, Lee Anne cannot be eliminated the next day. The next day's Elimination Challenge is for each chef to cook his or her signature dish. The Katie Leebot instructs them to go home and enjoy their first night in the house: "For one of you, it will be your last." Keller pleasantly tells all of them, "I hope you learned something today." DonKen brogues up, "I didn't learn anything today, Chef, I wasn't there long enough." Exactly. You learned that your dirty, dirty finger doesn't go well with Keller's sauces. Scary music plays as Tiffani looks bug-eyed. DonKen goes on, asking if Keller threw out the contaminated sauce. Keller shrugs, "I saw you licking your finger." "You're not answering my question, Chef," DonKen persists, making the title sound as disrespectful as possible. "You said you were going to trow the sauce out, did you trow it out?" DonKen wonders. Hell, even I learn faster than this guy; maybe I should be on Top Chef. Keller tells him that no one in his kitchen "puts the finger in the sauce." DonKen shrugs insultingly and says that he works with his hands. Dude, tell me what restaurant he works in so I can never go there. Colicchio jumps in and reams DonKen for being a disrespectful asshole to the chef in his own restaurant. DonKen smarms that he speaks his mind, and that's who he is. Colicchio continues to call him out on his crap and says that there's probably eleven people who would agree. "Absolutely," Tiffani is the first to brown-nose. ["Stay out of it, little sister." -- Sars] A few others agree. Colicchio says that he guesses they'll see what he's really made of in the Elimination Challenge. DonKen shrugs.

As the camera catches a de-whited DonKen scraping up some dribs and drabs from a pan in Keller's kitchen and shoving it in his mouth, Tiffani interviews how totally awful DonKen is. Tiffani catches DonKen eating the food and asks, "Are you eating off the fucking rack? Are you going to ask someone if you can have that or are you just going to take?" DonKen asks if she wants him to ask her. Wha--? Tiffani tells him he's unbelievable (something I'm sure he agrees with) and informs him that he made a mockery of the whole challenge. DonKen rolls his eyes and walks away.

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