The judges were very unimpressed with Hugh's dish and his attitude. Traci's food was just too obvious and cliché. Naomi is getting Padma'd, where in Padma mentions the offensive gelee about twelve times until James finally agrees that it "spurts in your mouth in an unpleasant way," which is so dirty it made me blush, but I guess I can't complain because this show airs at 10 PM when the FCC is asleep and anything goes. The judges call the chefs back in to make them feel bad about themselves. So who is out? Hugh. Again. He is pleasant enough about it. He thanks everyone and is glad to have raised money for his charity. But, wait, with Hugh gone, who will make interesting commentary and crack deadpan jokes and make this show fun? Who will have even an ounce of charisma, sparkle, and derring do? Um...Lady Lola? You can have your show back now.

Melissa Locker a.k.a Lulu Bates fell asleep five minutes ago. You can follow her on Twitter @woolyknickers.