MPDP appears in yellow capris, a pink flowered t-shirt, and wedge sandals. Yeah, there's a brutal heat wave, but capris? Not her best look. At least the hair's not wingy today. She says they're in rural Skippack, Pennsylvania.
We see Doug "Jungle Boogie" Wilson racing through a field of tall dry grass on an ATV, followed by Frank "Wavy Gravy" Bielec (wearing a bicycle helmet) on a slightly smaller one; Frank's ATV is towing Ty, who's on a skateboard, by a rope. Doug zooms off, while Frank goes a little more slowly. Ty either wipes out or stages a wipeout (I vote for the latter) and flings himself on the ground, griping, "Oh, geez! Oh, God!" The next shot is Frank standing next to him, while Ty lies on the ground with his feet in the air like a dead fly, and Doug zooms past inches away from Ty. Doug? Dude, you missed. Frank declares, "The compassion of a speed bump!" Ty says, "Will somebody get a rock and hit him in the head?"
Our couples are Lynn and Mark and Tisha and Tighe. Thank God I saw his name written on Doug's plans, because I would have spelled it "Ty" otherwise, and then there'd be two of them, and like I said on the forums, I could just refer to Ty as "Bonehead," but that's six more keystrokes every time. MPDP carries on with a lot of heat-related patter.
Lynn and Mark have a new house that they've been redecorating. They haven't gotten around to the bedroom. MPDP says, "They're ready for anybody to come in with some fresh ideas...even Doug!" Heh. Mark says it needs some colour, and that they've run out of ideas. The bedroom is pretty pedestrian. It's large, with white walls, beige carpet, and a cathedral ceiling. Their furniture is mostly light brown wood. There are two windows with dark blue curtains, and their bedding is striped in white, light blue, and dark blue. There's a small TV perched on a fairly nondescript orangey-toned wood TV stand in the corner. There's a dresser, with a mirror, opposite the bed. There's a poster of a baby seal above the bed. That's gotta be romantic. Lynn says she doesn't like the furniture, so their neighbours can do anything they want to it. She says, "We'd like to see...blues...any colour, really -- just not black, no brown, no fuchsia, no lime green..." So, basically: blue. They mention that they like faux finishes. How sad that they're not getting Frank. Mark says he'd like to see something romantic and grown-up. Here's a tip: ditch the baby seal. Lynn says they never had a honeymoon, so they'd be into a tropical setting that would be their little getaway; it could be like a honeymoon each night. Mark flashes a nervous smile.