Tara: "Lafayette? Jesus? Anybody home? Oh, just you, Jesus. Tied to a chair with an enormous knife sticking out of you, dead. You know what, probably Marnie's ghost has possessed Lafayette's body and then taken your demon face out of you and headed over to Bill's house to kill Eric and Bill. I bet -- based on the total lack of evidence and the fact that I don't know about any of these things or even that they're possible -- I bet that's what happened. I better go round up Sookie and Holly and drive all over Louisiana instead of using the telephone."
Sookie: "Holly, that fairy costume scared me so bad! Sometimes I see goblins. Actually, I've been hallucinating all day. Do you think it's because of Halloween? You'd better tell me everything that you know about Halloween. Make sure it takes a really long time and you mispronounce Samhain like everybody else on the show, and pretend like Wicca wasn't invented in the late '90s."
Holly: "In order to make sure that my lecture on Halloween is succinct, I will smoke pot first."
Sookie: "Yeah, I just have this weird feeling like something terrible is happening, but not in a way where I want to investigate it further."
Tara: "You guys! I deduced this entire part of the episode in a laughable way! Get in the car!"
Even though the car is ten yards away, by the time they get in the car it is nighttime.
Sookie: "I used my telephone."
Tara: "That is brilliant."
Sookie: "It told me that Eric is not at Fangtasia! and then Bill didn't answer at all."
Holly: "Not only am I high, but I also just found about a pound of salt in my purse."
Tara: "Why do you carry an entire canister of salt in your purse? That's bad for your back."
Holly: "Just in case I need to do a spell involving tons of salt."
Tara: "So you do a lot of spells? I mean, I know we've discussed this at length in previous episodes, but the funny thing about this season is that no single episode seems even slightly aware of what happened in other episodes."
Holly: "I haven't ever done magic on this scale. Except for in other episodes of this season, where we had this same conversation and then I did magic on this scale."
Tara: "It's also annoying how you say Oh my Goddess and stuff like that. Anyway, Sookie, I was thinking that probably Bill and Eric are going to kill Lafayette if they find out he's been rented."
Sookie: "I'm sure whatever is going on is way worse than that."