True Blood
True Blood

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Jacob Clifton: A+ | 1545 USERS: B
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MOTORCYCLE SHOP

Lookin' for revenge, Sam goes to Marcus's place with Alcide traveling after, having told him the whole sad story. The werewolf that they meet there tries to sort everything out, and then Sam comes after him with his gun all, "I want Marcus, but you'll do for now."

FT. BELLEFLEUR

In the quickest intervention of all time, Terry has convinced Andy that it's okay to be Andy, and they love each other again and everything is fine. They have Updike man problems and discussions about them. It's nice to watch them acting, but there's nothing in particular about this thread beyond the facts.

MOONGODDESS

Antonia: "That was awesome how you breached my boundary."
Jesus: "I might have killed a snake in Mexico. Or a goat or something. Actually, I was wondering if I could talk to Marnie about that. She's my favorite."
Antonia: "Your friend the Moor, will he join us?"
Jesus: "My... Good Lord, lady. Um, I don't think he's coming."
Antonia: "That's too bad, he has magic powers and killer fashion."
Jesus: "Maybe we could all go out and talk to him? And your hostages could take a shower or something?"
Antonia: "That does not seem likely at this time. But you can talk to Marnie."

Marnie: "Hey! Jesus, you're the best."
Jesus: "Marnie, you are being held hostage by the Spanish Spirit."
Marnie: "What? Oh, I see why you would think that. Because of all the horrible shit I am doing to everybody. Well, I have good news! It's all me!"
Jesus: "That is good news!"
Marnie: "Check it out, hold your hand like this and feel my vibes."
Jesus: "Those are some kind of vibes, for sure."
Marnie: "Want to look at my pet vampires? They're in the bathroom."

Jesus: Dear Sookie. Gamechanger, Marnie is nuts and there is no arguing with nuts. Not sure what I'm supposed to do now.

Tara & Holly: Do magicks.
Those Outside: Sneak towards MoonGoddess.
Marnie: Shows off her vampires some more. Is dorky.
Jesus: Busts for the door when Tara & Holly's spell detonates.
Antonia: Teleports everybody back inside, leaving Jason all alone on the street.

True Blood

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