Which speaking of, Andy finds ABCD wandering around bleeding, and takes her home, just as Bill and Sookie are letting themselves into the UFO to find a very eaten Ben still tied to his gravestone, admitting that Eric has gotten the best of him. Bummer that we didn't get to see that, I really fixated for some reason on seeing Eric get in there. Ever since they turned him into Sex Baby he's seemed really under-served: The Willa thing was amazing, but then it was followed by the Nora Flashback and tonight's bullshitty opener with Bill. Two steps back.
"If you don't mind me asking, what made you change your mind?," Bill asked before she took his hands, in the graveyard between their homes. "I guess destiny's too much of a bitch to keep fighting," she said. And then they were lit by a light brighter than the sun. And then they were gone.
Penultimate episode of the best season ever! Very exciting. Besides the funeral, which is a guaranteed shit show but also probably pretty sad, it looks like Sookie and Bill find time to fight over yet another of His kids before setting off to stop Eric from killing everybody on Earth with his Ben-sucking magic powers. Jason gets the upper hand on Sarah, and maybe shoots her in the head which looks intense, and presumably we end where we began: In the Sunroom, just as the ceiling's sliding open.
JACOB CLIFTON is a freelance writer and critic based in Austin, Texas. He currently recaps The Killing, Pretty Little Liars, Ray Donovan, Mistresses, and True Blood for TWoP. Jacob can be found online at jacobclifton.com, Twitter, and Facebook, as well as a regular column for Tor.com, Geek Love.