Ghost Lady: "Youuuuu know the right thing to doooooo!"
Terry: "Is it, um, stop shooting people in the face?"
Ghost Lady: "Whaaat would make you thiiiink that?"
Terry: "Because of being a person?"

Terry shoots Patrick in the face and the Ghost Lady is like, "Good call bro!" and the ifrit eats Patrick except for a little pool of blood, and Arlene and Terry are safe once again! Thank God, am I right? Twitchy and Screamy will live to bitch and moan and act mentally ill at random intervals. All we really wanted from this season, I think we can all agree.

FANGTASIA!

Vampires: "I am craving some Tru Blood!"
Freddy Iverson: "This lady's boobs sure are tasty to snack on in public!"
Pam: "Get out of my Maker's throne, and stop eating that lady in public."

Freddy Iverson throws Pam across the room, and it is pretty tough to take.

Freddy Iverson: "First of all, I am the new Sherriff. Second of all, Eric Northman is very dead because of the Authority has gone bonkers. Third of all, we can eat wherever we want. And finally, let's all eat people!"

They eat all the people. It is a drag.

DRAGON HOUSE AFTERMATH

Jason: "I sure hope Bubba is going to be okay."
Nobody: Else Cares.
Sam: "Andy, before we go find our daughter that I just decided was my daughter recently for no reason, prepare yourself for some major condescension. I was listening before when you were saying you weren't a very good Sherriff. But considering you aren't cheating on your wife with an insane lady racist, and you haven't started any chapters of the KKK, I think we can agree that at least one Sherriff is worse than you."
Andy, tearfully: "That means a lot, you patronizing little fuckface."

NAZI WOLF CULT

Russell and Steve Newlin are an item now. If I got started on why that's gross and stupid, we'd be here all day. Suffice to say that Rule No. 1 for a happy life is, you never explain privilege when somebody is actively enjoying it. So if you think Russell and Steve are just the cutest thing, or Lafayette would be a fun person to keep as a pet, you can first of all fuck off because you're not helping, but second of all maybe we'll talk about why some other time.