Anyway, Rosie's in love with Kevin, which grosses Andy out, although he's pretty upset too. Crystal and Jason stress about how they got Kevin's windpipe crushed, and Jason runs in there to try and assuage his guilt while Crystal comforts Rosie... Which means she's right there in the middle of building when Kenya walks through with T-Dub, Crystal's brother-cousin, which is why you shouldn't take Crystal to the police station in the first place. But I'm not sure what it means, since Jason made it pretty clear to the entirety of Hotshot that Crystal was with him already, which is how Felton found him, so I guess this moment... Ah. The "snitch" that got Felton almost arrested.
Meanwhile Jason is once again wide-eyed and horrified that his completely dipshit actions have caused more destruction, and he once again tries to make it right in a dipshitty way that will only cause more destruction. Jason is the world's biggest chaos butterfly, just flapping those wings and then being like, "Why is the weather acting so weird and killing everybody?" Andy is not ready to comfort Jason about Kevin's attack -- and in fact has "ulcers so big, coffee's coming out of [his] bellybutton," which may be the most fucked up thing anybody's said on this show, which is a large statement but one I cannot rule out -- and Jason puts his next dumb plan into motion even though you can already see the eventual problem(s) from where you're standing.
Being that vamp blood was found at the scene -- because of course once Felton mauled Kevin he just took off without checking for way he makes his living? -- Jason would like to solve his many current problems thusly: By connecting Kevin's attacker's V to Hotshot, they'll have reason to organize another raid. (This is exactly how they do it on The Wire. It's all about building a case!) He "assumes" that Andy already thought of that, showing rare manipulation skills, and Andy's like, yeah, it's at the lab. (It's not at the lab, it's in his desk, because probably Andy is going to try V sometime soon because being a human sheriff is almost as stressful as being a vampire one, and plus maybe vamp blood is good for ulcers. Or something else is going on, I have no idea.)













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