With Bill watching on a CC camera, Godric appears invisibly to Nora and Eric. For a second it seems like Nora will finally, finally pull it together, but no. Lilith appears behind him, covered in gore, and ghost-kills his ghost. Eric and Nora scream! Somebody that is already dead two times over just died! It is actually not that big a deal at all! But even though this shit is bananas and makes no sense, somehow Eric's sadness and freakiness is very moving. Eric magic. Even Bill feels just terrible for him.

GLEEK

Get it? They "went out for Greek" by eating a fraternity house. Now they're dancing in the middle of dead boys while "Teenage Dream" plays. Everything stupid at once.

Russell: "Hey, I am going to stage a tertiary coup from inside the coup we couped. It involves a secret other kind of blood where we can go in the sun for a minute or two."
Newlin: "That sounds rad! I am desperately lonely, also."
Russell: "It's because of your personality."

Russell sucks on Steve's neck, because they are gross. You know how I am obsessed with Being Human US? There was a great thing in the first season where the vampires trying to go dry would suck on each other's blood as a gross little Trainspotting Motel 6 kind of thing. It didn't do any good, they were just addicts. Has this happened before this season? Because Salome and Bill were doing it too and I don't remember it happening before.

MERLOTTE'S

Jessica runs across some anti-vamp racists and Sam immediately pulls a gun on them, because he hates humans now. They talk about maybe letting her eat them, and things get even more intense, and Lafayette pulls out a gun too. Eventually they leave, just as we're throwing fries in their faces and Jason's walking in.

Jason: "Jess! Why are you running around in the middle of a civil war without your Castle Compton compliment of guards?"
Jessica: "Bill stopped paying for them and we don't have a Sherriff worth much. It's probably best, I was going to eat them soon anyway."
Jason: "That's not funny because of that time I shot you in the head. Hey, why are we both randomly here?"
Jessica: "Hoyt has planned just the saddest thing to happen."
Hoyt: "Hey guys. I have a horrible thing to do."