True Blood
True Blood

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Love Isn't A Good Sailor

FANGTASIA!

Tara pretends to have killed Ginger -- Ginger's always game for a ruse, you know -- and calls in the Sherriff to counsel her about it, and he says "ice your clam," like that's a thing a person would say, and then Tara kills Elijah to death. Which is beautiful, because it's not like Pam even meant for Tara to go there, but talking about how they're a family has activated something in Tara where she is now protecting her home. Two things she never had before, along with the power to do something about it.

AUTHORITY

Steve comes home, quite smug, with mice in his man-purse and hair doing that thing it always does but moreso, and then out of nowhere he starts abusing Emma for turning into a little girl, because he likes it better when she's a puppy. I don't even want to get into it, it's super stupid and yucky and I don't know that I entirely understand the point.

Bill: "You guys, I am obsessed on the Book of Lilith now."
Authority: "That's kind of boring, but very Bill that you would go there with this."
Russell: "Meanwhile, taking over the world through something other than curriculum reform. Hey, did you know that faerie blood is a thing?"
Bill & Eric: "...No?"
Russell: "Oh, did you forget that huge thing that's defined my storyline this entire show? Let me remind you that the reason you were supposed to kill me is that we've all drunk from the same faerie. Now, allow me to point out that we can use the Japanese process to synthesize and perfect fae blood, and then everybody could be a daywalker. We just need a few faeries and then maybe we can breed them or something. It's going to be great."
Salome, very orthodox: "We are of the night. The sun is forbidden to us. Fairies are an abomination."
Russell: "No, they are great. Oh, also? I'm taking over now. You know how I'm crazier and stronger than all of you and it was only a matter of time until my crazy ass turned the tables? Well, Eric's little Talbot scene earlier did the trick. Now, I'm going to go find some fairies and if you try and stop me, my Nazi werewolf drug cult will have your ass. We clear?"
Authority: "In retrospect, we could have posited this was probably going to happen."

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