Jason: "That's not funny because of that time I shot you in the head. Hey, why are we both randomly here?"
Jessica: "Hoyt has planned just the saddest thing to happen."
Hoyt: "Hey guys. I have a horrible thing to do."
Pam: "The thing about people that come to this bar is, they're gross. I don't want them for my babies."
Tara: "Then I'll do it. You'll be a grandma."
Pam: "Listen, we're not doing what that quote dickhead dipped in afterbirth told us to do."
Tara: "So Elijah gets the bar, the money, and even me? And hey, how come in the history of this show I'm the only vampire that gets treated like chattel? Does this have anything to do with the winky racist shit you keep saying in every scene?"
Pam: "No, it's actually really sweet what I'm about to say, so pay attention. You and me are the only thing that matters. We're family, like with Eric before. The bar is just walls and plaster. You and I can live in the wind."
Tara: "I totally was paying attention. That was awesome that you said that."
Jason: "Bubba, you're moving to Alaska? But everything is so great here in Bon Temps."
Hoyt: "I've become fairly worthless as a character thanks to great old Bon Temps. Trust me, this is the best thing."
J & J: "We're just saying, this is kind of awful that we drove you out of the continental US and yet can barely stand to look at each other."
Hoyt: "Well, if you're not going to be happy for me, at least do me a favor."
The favor is so sad! He wants Jessica to glamour him to forget both of them. The two people that broke his heart.
"I want you gone. Out of my head. I wanna lay down, go to sleep, close my eyes and not dream about you ever again. It's the last thing I'll ever ask of you. Please take this hurt away from me so that I can go on havin' my life. Please."
He's wearing the shirt he was wearing the day they fell in love. In this booth, even. She can't let him down. It's a high point of the whole season. They weep. Pluto's not even a planet anymore, Jason thinks; he watches himself vanish.
"Hoyt Fortenberry, you are... A good, good man. With the biggest heart I've ever known. You were my first love. I'll never forget you. You were Jason's best friend. He won't forget you, either. We're gonna miss you so, so much. But you are not going to miss us. You are gonna go to Alaska and you're gonna start a brand-new life. You're gonna make a whole lot of new friends. You'll forget about Jason. Forget he ever existed. Do you understand? And you're gonna make some girl the luckiest, happiest girl in the world. And she's going to be your first love. Not me. I am fading away and going... Going, till I vanish from your mind. When I tell you, I want you to close your eyes and count to 10. When you open them we'll be gone."