Sarah registers deep protest with whatever Steve's about to do, but he gets very intense on them, and finally he and Gabe just grab them both and wrestle them down the stairs. Of course, Sookie screams bloody murder -- waking Bill at the Hotel Carmilla, who is restrained by the randomly bedroom-lurking Lorena, with her horrible accent and the most poorly written dialogue of this poorly written script ("Yore blood knows maaaaahn! Yewll naiver physically overpower me!") -- and acts generally in a manner unbefitting a woman, fighting for her life like that, so obviously Steve assumes "the cunt" must be on V. At which word, sister, Sarah Newlin has had it. She apologizes to Sookie for what's going down, and peaces.

Sookie's house in Bon Temps is a WRECK when Tara and Eggs get back (water heater partless, I do believe). I am taking bets on an orgy being involved. They spark up a joint for some reason and go out into the backyard, following a trail of clothes and wine bottles and no condoms whatsoever. "People are pigs," Tara says, which is funny but not as funny as it's about to be, and then they happen upon a truly dreadful orgy. It's not like the other ones, with the cake and the food and the fun times, or even like the scary times. It is straight-up fucking, all over the place, around a campfire while these guys play the drums and Maryann does her whole shaky vibrating thing. Two men share a woman, the fire builds, there's a giant bull's head mask, Eggs and Tara are sort of shocked, Mike takes Jane Bodehouse from behind while Arlene rides Terry Bellefleur, and they all grunt back and forth like monkeys. Maryann catches Tara's eye, and there's not half the horror you might think, in them.

Night time is the morning for Jessica, whose suite windows automatically unshutter themselves once the sun is down. She wakes up immediately, but her worst fears are confirmed: Hoyt is, after all, one of those guys who doesn't text back. She hears Bill pleading with Lorena in the other room, assumes it's Bill and Sookie fucking and pretending they're on vacation because why wouldn't you, and vengefully pours two TruBloods down the sink.