Pam, eventually: "Okay, that's enough."
Jessica: "I thought we were friends!"
Tara: "I am not feeling very rational right now!"
Pam drags Tara off by the literal hair, and Jessica feels very sad because of friendship. Hoyt, presumably, feels dizzy due to blood loss.
Pam: "This is my house, not your house. Clear?"
Tara: "Yes, Missy Pam."
Pam: "Oh, you want to start that shit again?"
Tara: "It's kind of my go-to. Due to being constantly ordered around by white people with magic powers."
Pam: "Thing is, you made me really proud out there. Good fighting."
Tara: "I don't know what to do with tha..."
Pam: "-- Like a dogfight, though. Like you're a well-trained dog."
Tara: "Oooh, well that didn't feel great."
ELLER
Is blown to hell.
Terry, hilariously: "Nooooooo!"
Ifrit: "Balroogggggg!"
Patrick: "I know you're going to give me shit about this, but I'm sorry I let that happen. It's called Occam's Razor..."
BABCOCK
Russell: "I don't even believe in Lilith! Everybody is so stupid!"
Candyman: "That is really intolerant to our beliefs! How would you like your face smashed?"
The Green Beret vampire guys take him away, still yelling about how Lilith is like a centaur or a leprechaun, which means she's obviously real and probably has a giant pig, and then Alcide comes back in. Pants still, but no shirt. I think mysteriously losing his shirt is an extra power we don't know where it comes from yet. Even the Boys are like, "I want to stop looking, but I don't know exactly how to do that right this second."
Alcide: "[Something about werewolves or pants or something, who cares.]"
Candyman: "How come these two are here?"
Boys: "We found them fucking in a van, and commandeered it because we needed this other guy, Doug."
Candyman: "Well, they know way too much."
Bill: "We live in a post-post-Russell Edgington society, Chancellor Candyman. Ah will glamour them forthwith."
Eric takes Alcide tenderly by the neck, bites a thumb and gives him the old V-juice for his pants fight wounds. It is pretty intense. Pretty intense.













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