True Blood
True Blood

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Jacob Clifton: A+ | 448 USERS: B+
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I Woke Up & One Of Us Was Crying

"You wanna glamour me? You wanna hypnotize me into doing anything that you've ever wanted to do with a human being, no matter how depraved, I don't give a fuck. But will you please just do it with me?"

A beautiful speech, beautifully and painfully delivered. You can totally see where he's coming from, and how it's completely at odds with everything he ever meant to her. And how, no matter how nicely it would be to look back on their young love a long time from now, she can't have that any more. He won't ever be her Hoyt again, because she broke off a little piece of him. The Riley Finn comparisons are not made lightly, or for the reasons you might think:

We tread very heavy in this world. We send out a lot of ripples, every single one of us. We warp the world with every step. And it's almost impossibly rare that someone exposes enough of their self to you, in this way, that you can see how powerful and careless you --we -- really very often are.

Jessica, bouncing: "This is not you."
Hoyt, screaming after: "This is me, goddammit!"

But he wonders.

SOMEWHERE

Alcide wakes up driving, confused, going to somewhere from somewhere else.

Sookie wakes up crying.

AUTHORITY

Candyman: "Well done, dudes."
Eric: "So are you going to kill us, or...?"
Candyman: "Only Lilith knows."
Bill: "As only She knows all!"

Eric: "The fuck was that, bro?"
Bill: "Covering my ass? Maybe? Or maybe I am going crazy."
Eric: "Yeah, well, Lilith can blow me."

They drive the Boys away, and put the victims on a shuttle bus.

Candyman: "Sorry about everything, dudes."
Lady: "I want money for my pain and suffering."
Doug: "I just want to go back to my nachos."
Candyman: "Just kidding, we are totally going to eat you. Idiots."

JASON

Has another big dream about his half-fairy dad, and yammers at him for a while about how he's been building this baseball field in the backyard. And also self-esteem.

Jason: "I am crazypants these days and I feel like my inability to be normal is severely impacting my quality-of-life situation. My vengeance is reserved for just the one vampire that killed you guys. I'm not going completely retrograde."
Daddy: "The only thing you have to fear is..."

True Blood

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