And of course, Jason wakes up. I guess they're doing a good job with this, actually. When it seemed like he was just going to hate vampers again, that was dumb. But making it more of a samurai thing opens up a new way to do his same man-child thing he does every year, which I support. Plus the childlike joy and sweetness in his face when he looked up and saw his dad, shit. That was worth a lot.

ALCIDE

Wakes up in a fluffy pink bed, confused as heck, and comes downstairs to a sweet and quietly mournful Sookie Stackhouse.

Sookie: "Like my brother, I can't even remember the last time I was okay."
Alcide: "Hey, did we have sex or something gross?"
Sookie: "I don't know, we got drunk and a bunch of other stuff happened..."
Alcide: "Like what?"

She touches his hand and he jerks back, and Sookie rules some more: "Did you just... recoil from me? Fucking Eric." Immediately putting it all together, she pulls faerie on him and he remembers the events of the last evening.

Alcide: "Gack!"
Sookie: "kthx."

Alcide: "Are we seriously doing Season Three again? Russell's alive, crackhead werewolves and the whole thing? What the fuck is wrong with Eric and Bill?"
Sookie: "I know, right?"

Alcide grabs his shit and leaves without saying goodbye, and Sookie continues to just sort of glumly go about her new Daria way of being. God, no wonder she was crying. Now, take a hint from the fact that nobody is currently trying to murder you -- and it's daytime -- and take a nap.

CLARICE

Sam acts shitty with a nurse for trying to help him get back in bed, and acts all obsessive and dog-loyal about Luna like usual.

Luna: "Uh, the only people that know about shifters are weres, so..."
Sam: "They were humans and I could smell them and their whiskey."

Emma comes running in, and Martha B is shitty to the nurse also.

Martha: "She came to me, as a wolf..."
Emma: "The part of me that was a wolf told me to."

Ugh. Werewolf talk. So dorky. So Emma does some more mortifying shit, and then Sam tells Luna to make up her mind about Martha and stop worrying about it. Martha, to her credit, explains that she is all about Emma, but Luna's her mom, so it's up to her. Class all the way.