Not sure why he does it this way, but it sure is funny to watch her hotsteppin' out of there in her heels, screaming daintily, no less redoubtable. And so ends the love story of the two smartest and most powerful people in Bon Temps, LA -- one too mired in history to accept the fact that Lorena was his mother and thus he's already done this shit, and the other too caught up in modernity to understand why even just making the argument for incest means you lose the argument about incest.

SOOKIE & THE BEAST

Eric bleeds tears out of his eyes and continually wipes them away throughout every take of this entire scene; it's adorably childlike each time, but maybe cumulatively a little OTT.

Sookie: "It's okay to dream about Godric. He was your father and your son and your brother and your other brother and your lover and your maker and a sinner and saint and a bitch and all that boring stuff."
Eric: "But I hate crying and feeling so sad! About somebody I don't even remember! And he said I was evil and I hate that too!"
Sookie: "Eric, you're not evil. You're a Machiavellian dick, but not all that evil."
Eric: "Stop laughing at me!"
Sookie: "I just think it's funny that Eric Northman is crying in my lap, is all."

Sookie: "Stop pouting. Godric was a wonderful man, and I loved him. And he loved you. And he wanted more than anything for you to find the gentleness and peace and calm that you are currently experiencing. He honestly thought that it was possible to mediate between the two halves of our nature, and died of grief that the rest of the world couldn't seem to find that peace for themselves. And, having seen in him our only hope for that peace realized, I believe in it now too. He would be proud of you."