Reverend Daniels and Lettie Mae Thornton! They're still married, still batshit crazy, and still Holy Rollers. I'm proud of Terry for calling them up instead of whatever white supremacist Arlene thinks of as a preacher. But that doesn't mean we're going to talk much about the squeamish (-ly hilarious) scene that follows, in which Lettie Mae and the Rev sing spirituals and scour the corners and talk about the time Lettie Mae was possessed by demons and... I mean, maybe it's racist to even feel nervous about this scene, but if so, call me a racist because it made me incredibly nervous and we are done here.
Sookie takes her wide-eyed Hey Y'all! act on the road, thanks to Holly's eidetic memory, and soon enough she's talked Marnie into giving her a reading.
Sookie: "You know, when I was a kid and I was home sick from school. my two favorite shows were Sabrina and Charmed!"
Marnie: "Mine was Dark Shadows because I'm that old."
Sookie: "What goes on in that kitty-litter stinking rathole behind the curtain?"
Marnie: "That is my kitchenette. And also where we do witchery and occasionally get attacked by vampires."
Sookie: "Please invite me to be in your coven! A stranger's just a friend you haven't met yet!"
Marnie: "Girl, you're blonde. Come on. Don't you know there's a war on?"
Marnie: "Okay, I see an old lady and I hear a sad cello."
Sookie: "That's my Gran!"
Adele: "Soooooookie I am talking to you through this crazy bitch's heaaaaad"
Sookie: "I'm glad you're not all bent out of shape about getting chopped up by that serial killer."
Adele: "It was okaaaaay because he also killed our caaaaaaat so now I have cooooooompany"
Sookie: "Anything else?"
Adele: "Twoooo things first of all don't be in love with Eric Nooooorthman because this shit is only temmmmmporary and second of all get out of there because this witch is trouuuuuuble"
Sookie: "Nice meeting you!"
Adele: "Your fairy granddad says hi toooooo and thanks for getting him killlllled"
Marnie: "Wait, I'm a good witch not a bad witch! This ghost is a liar! Where are you going?"
Sookie: "Hooker, when my Gran tells me to run I run. Keep the change!"