What does Alcide's Toni look like? I think it looks like this, but I think it includes -- as to include -- Debbie, in her new and lovely hostess form. Which means when she goes down, she's taking the tablecloth with her.

MARNIE IN THE U.S.A.

Marnie: "Well, it's been five seconds. I'd probably better do something stupid."
She does. Even though it's just now turning to nighttime, and frankly, she could have done this hours ago while the entire vampire situation was asleep.
Marnie: "Now that I'm bleeding all over the place, I better smear some blood on my face and then roll around in my blood and have a freakout."

Dear Antonia, It's Me, Marnie. Please possess me like usual. Love, Gross Marnie.

Turns out the evil vampire priests are even more evil than you thought, and Olivier was more than a little implicated, by raping Antonia for about ten minutes that we have to watch (and then presumably leaving the country ten minutes later). So not only did Olivier start this whole mess -- admittedly, at the behest of his Maker -- he's the only one that survived and is one of the LA Sheriffs that's currently manning Billtanamo Bay? Hmm, I wonder what could possibly happen at this time.

Marnie: "This reminds me of that time Antonia made all the vampire priests and nuns get out of bed and walk out into the sun and burn to death. I bet she had a good reason."
Suddenly Antonia: "I totally did! Just let me crawl into your face through your mouth and scribble over your shitty personality like a kid with a Sharpie, and we'll see what happens. There's still half the season left before Halloween comes, so we're going to have a lot of time to start shit and be totally awesome."
Marnie: "That's exactly the kind of terrible idea I most love to gnnghnnn."

Then she becomes awesome.

MEXICO

Jesus: "Okay, first we have to hang out in this field and wait for an animal to walk up to us and volunteer for a sacrifice. Then I guess something else will happen."
Lala: "Wait, what?"
Jesus: "Look. I am willing to turn into the thing that I hate if it means protecting you."
Lala: "That statement does not give me the pause that it should, knowing what I know of this show."
Jesus: "Okay, here we go. Like this rattlesnake, see? Cascabel means rattlesnake. Cascabel."
Lafayette: "I always feel condescended to when you pull that Dora The Explorer shit."
Jesus: "I'd better put this cascabel en mi bolsa. La bolsa means bag, or purse. Mi bolsa."