True Blood
I Wish I Was The Moon

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Jacob Clifton: A+ | 2 USERS: C+
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The Mask & Mirror

Pam: "MARNIE'S LOCKED UP AND THE BOYS ARE OFF IN MEXICO SO IT'S JUST ME AND YOU AND THEN YOU DYING"
Naomi: "Wait, is this one of those friends you were talking about?"
Pam: "HEY ARE YOU THE GIRLFRIEND WHAT IS YOUR NAME"
Tara: "Naomi, get in the car and drive all the way to the ocean and then jump in the ocean and start swimming."

Pam: "OH HI NAOMI WELL I GUESS TARA FORGOT TO TELL YOU THAT SEX WITH HER IS INSTANTLY FATAL IN ALL CASES EXCEPT SAM"
Naomi: "I changed my mind! I want to go back to dating Toni. I did not have all the information before."

THE MARNIE CHANNEL

Is so boring this time of night. She just stands there like the girl from The Ring and then right when you're going to turn the channel she turns around and stares at you all scary and she smiles and you remember: You were warned. The theatre world's preeminent Medea and you locked her ass up with only the memories of how you raped her that time? Dumb.

Marntonia: "Hey Olivier! All alone up there, eh? Come on down for a little chat. Oh, and if you could somehow believe that this is your idea, that would be great."
Olivier: "Bitch, I'm coming down there. Totally my idea."
Antonia: "Father Luis! Why, I haven't seen you since... What was it, the Kentucky Derby? Mick and Jerry's party at Studio 54? No, it's right on the... You know, if my head weren't attached, I swear I'd... Oh yeah. That time you raped me and burned me at the stake."
Olivier: "Has it really been 400 years? God, time flies."
Antonia: "Anyway, thanks for coming down, I just wanted to have a quick chat. You know, about this and that. About whatever, you know, what it's like being Sheriff, where's the best bottle service, how the easiest and laziest way to justify really fucked-up violence is when it's perpetrated on a Nazi or rapist. Girl talk!"

Olivier: "You killed my Maker. I was going to take you right out even before I was suddenly a rapist for this episode. Thanks for totally telling me you possessed this lady so we can kill her, even in the post-Russell Edgington world we all live in, on this full moon."
Antonia: "Or possibly I can do witch stuff at you and take over your body and make you fall on your knees and do terrible things to you and eventually escape?"
Olivier: "...That's fine too."
Marnie & Antonia: "Ya little fuck."

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