Trash: "What was her name? That vamper you was telling us about."
Hoyt, without real pause: "Jessica Hamby. I don't know how I'm ever gonna forgive myself for letting her into my heart..."
Trash: "I'd bet good money that toothy-ass bitch hypnotized you into fucking her..."
Hoyt: "Close enough."
Trash: "Right now, do you hate Jessica Hamby?"
Hoyt? You need a nap. During this conversation, a "Dragon" calls to tell them about Junior at the Stake House getting crossbow'd, by a shifter no less, and they mobilize in their particularly gross way. Who's Dragon? The popular money's on Coroner Mike, but I'm sure it'll be interesting whoever it is. What I'd really like to see is this group of worthless trash take on the worthless people in Panthertown, but Sam Merlotte the One-Man Shifter Army will also do just fine.
Bill: "Clearly we have been had, Eric! We delivered Roman's killer right to him!"
Eric: "Yeah, I'm guessing Nora."
Bill: "Ah have suggested this multiple times!"
Eric: "I know, but it sounded dumb until I saw her acting ridiculous during the execution and talking about prophecies and shit."
Bill: "If only a person in this storyline was actin' super obvious the whole time about silvering Russell Edgington, and then it was proven that she had not!"
Eric: "Yeah, like a person known historically for using seduction to accomplish coups and seduced both of us. Somebody like that, maybe."
Mental rolodexes go flip-flip-flippin'... Nothing.
Molly: "Yeah, guys?"
Boys: "Are you a Sanguinist and did you conspire with Russell Edgington and do you disbelieve in mainstreaming?"
Molly: "Um, no? I'm just Molly, weirdos."
BIG AUTH MTG
Chancellor Candyman: "Hey guys, welcome to our big meeting where everything changes because we're halfway through the season. You remember Russell Edgington?"
Russell: "Haha, your fangs totally popped out when I walked in. Gay."
Salome: "Okay, so the new status quo is, Russell is part of the Authority and we're all on the same side. So be nice."
Russell: "I have had a change of heart. Also apparently whatever Salome did when she dug me up made her my new Maker. I guess that's how it works."
Boys: "This is so dumb. If you wanted to take Roman out, why not just kill him? Why this elaborate thing that could not possibly have happened if we hadn't secretly failed to kill Russell?"