Tara: "...Or maybe not. Dammit."
BABCOCK
The trail of memories and body parts leads to the Morgue. Even the characters actually on the television show find this a little, as is sometimes said of things, "on the nose."
ELLER
Terry: "Oh my God, I just had a flashback about the ifrit."
Patrick: "Holy shit, is this storyline still happening?"
Eller: "Isn't it funny how flammable and inflammable both mean the same thing? Anyway, this bunker is flame-retardant and there's a sprinkler system. Can't do anything about the demons on the inside, but at least the outsides are retardant."
Terry: "No, like, we're the last three guys from that unit, right? So now we're all together? And I don't care how retardant everything is right now, I bet you dollars to donuts that ifrits don't care."
Patrick: "Wait, now both of you are about this? At first I thought you were just dicking with his broken mind, but... Aw, man. Fuck me."
Terry bounces, so Patrick is forced to subdue Eller and tie him up again. Outside, Terry is lighting a cigarette -- smart -- and Patrick is just totally over his mess.
Terry: "I thought I was hallucinating, and then I guess I just completely forgot the whole incident because of how we murdered a town, but in the final analysis I saw it, too. We killed those people, we can't undo it, now we gotta pay. Pay a ghost smoke monster."
Patrick: "WE WERE ON DRUGS. THIS IS STUPID."
But back inside, here comes the ifrit. And Eller is all tied up. And it's smoke and muscle, fire, dancing.
Gandalf: "You shall not pass!"
Too late, Gandalf. Ellers out.
JESUS PROBLEMS
Problem #1: Jesus's head shows up in Lafayette's face, with his mouth sewn shut.
Lafayette: "Eeeee!"
Problem #2: Jesus's head shows up in Lala's mom's face, with his mouth sewn shut.
Ruby Jean: "Jesus, where have you been?"
Luckily, Alfre Woodard is skilled at reading the lip-sewn mumbles of formerly living brujos, so she just chuckles and says hi and promises to tell Lafayette whatever he's mumbling about. I can't remember where she lives now, so I'm not sure if her just throwing back her head and yelling her son's name is Problem #3 because he's all the way over in Bon Temps and she's acting real weird, or if she lives in Lafayette's house now. Which I guess would still be Problem #3, because that bitch is crazy.













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