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A freezer or something, with a bunch of dead and alive people hanging from meathooks, ready to get served up to old King Russell the next time he gets hungry. People who no longer wish to be in this room include Doug, as well as a random man who lost a bunch of weight avoiding carbs and has only just begun to live his life. Characteristically, the Boys just leave them hanging there, hollering, because they don't have time for this.

Bill, awesome: "You ready?"
Sookie: "Oh, man. Every time Bill gets awesome, he immediately does something to fuck it up. Please, please stop being awesome. And yes. Yes, I am."

LUNA

Luna: "Oh, for fuck's sa..."
Sam: "I know, but Suzanne and Emory just got shot in the head!"
Luna: "Whatever, I guess you can come in. That's pretty awful."
Sam: "It's so super sad, because they were such wonderful people. Right?"
Luna: "That's stretching it, but..."
Sam: "Oh, poor Luna. Are you desperately sad?"
Luna: "Uh, no? I mean it's fucked up, but I have this werewolf kid I gotta..."
Sam: "Oh, Luna. Poor Luna. Come here. Just come into my arms."
Luna: "Yeah but I'm not like all that bro..."
Sam: "Shh, shh. It's okay. Sam's here now."

In his usual gross way, he's basically petting her hair to shut her up, and just coincidentally each stroke of her hair pushes her head further down into his lap. I don't know, there's just something about the sheer volume of times Sam has ended up getting laid in this circumstance, it's shifty. (So to speak.) Like has he ever gone to somebody's house, or they come to his house, and it hasn't ended in this exact scenario? (Well, or they get shot. That happens a lot too.)

Oh right, so then what happens is that Sam and Luna get shot. Out on the lawn, as Luna's trying to get him and his doggie boner the fuck up out of her house and he's all, "I'ma come check on you tomorrow" and whatever. Emma runs away in the form of a puppy, and then Sam and Luna die! On her lawn! Barfily reaching for each other, as a bunch of anti-fanger type people in masks resembling a certain political figure who's currently in the news drive off in their pickup, yelling about shifters.