Bootcamp Gabe is super mean to Luke, who is too gigantic to get over this fence, which they are training to do ... In case Jesus ever needs something on the other side of a fence? I mean, what the fuck is wrong with these people? I make dumb as shit decisions on a constant basis, but I think I would still notice myself becoming a terrorist. Jason loves the mile and a half up Luke's ass that Gabe likes to occupy, and there is much screaming, but then when the screaming starts to be about another one of these motivational scenarios Gabe likes so much -- Luke's family being slaughtered by vampires and buckets of blood on just the other side of the fence -- Jason starts to get freaked out, because of how nearly everybody he ever loved, or even liked, in his whole life was murdered in the last month, to the point where toward the end he was meeting people and falling in love with them like mere minutes before their murders. Sometimes in front of him, sometimes in bed while he was sleeping.

So Luke's rolling around in the dirt crying because of the shame, and the Jesus, and the imaginary slaughters, and Gabe starts with this whole thing in Jason's face about how it's "up to him" and show us what a real leader would do, and then Jason does the totally Jason thing that Jason will always do, because Jason is awesome, which is to climb to the top of the fence like a spider monkey, grab Luke, toss him over it, and then hop down praising Jesus. Man, now even Gabe sort of wants to fuck him. Gabe and Sarah hold hands and talk about how dreamy he is, and Luke can't decide whether to be sad or scared or jealous or what.

Godric's house is gorgeous, but very California. In it are his two lieutenants, the gorgeous Isabel and the gorgeous Stan, who have various cartoony accents. Stan is upset because Eric hired a human, Isabel is upset that Stan's been on the prowl and out of pocket, Bill is pissed because he is Bill, Eric is pissed because OMG Godric. Sookie is pissed... Essentially because everybody else is pissed.

Stan is wearing all-black and is basically like a cowboy, which is only okay because he is naturally hot but on the surface is very much that "modern douche" fauxhawk cowboy fashion thing. He is certain that Godric was abducted by the Fellowship of the Sun, but Isabel thinks that's ridiculous because they are hillbillies. Stan is all about killing the FOTS, but Isabel points out that if an anti-vampire cult where massacred, somebody might think the vampires did it. She is wearing all-white and looks like the wife of a drug kingpin. Sookie wants everybody to remember she exists, so she tells them a bunch of times how totally psychic she is. She should have t-shirts printed with her HUGE SECRET on them.