True Blood

Ep.	Title	Air/Pub'l	Grade	Author
2-12 Recap	Rough Music Beyond Here Lies Nothin' - Two near-weddings and a substantially larger amount of funerals.	2009.09.13 2009.09.22	A+	Jacob
2-11 Recap	Never Jam Today Frenzy - Bill gets jerked around by the Queen, while Tara messes with everybody else's heads back home.	2009.08.30 2009.09.03	A+	Jacob
2-10 Recap	The Five And A Half Minute Hallway New World In My View - Team Dallas finally returns to Bon Temps, which has gone from its usual crappiness to a whole new demonic kind of crappiness while they were gone.	2009.08.23 2009.08.28	A+	Jacob
2-9 Recap	The Secret History I Will Rise Up - Maryann's angry, Tara is lost, Eric is very naked, and Godric solves the Dallas problem or something.	2009.08.14 2009.08.22	A+	Jacob
2-8 Recap	Someone Else's Apocalypse Timebomb - The crisis at the church is momentarily defused; Godric comes home; Tara and Jason both cross state lines. Oh, and Sookie goes totally Springer.	2009.08.09 2009.08.14	A+	Jacob
2-7 Recap	Baby's Got The Bleeds Release Me - Sookie finds Godric not a second too soon, Daphne is the exposition robot of all time, and Bill has yet another in a succession of bad days.	2009.08.02 2009.08.07	A+	Jacob
2-6 Recap	Mars & The Real Girl Hard-Hearted Hannah - The whole town of Bon Temps gathers 'round the fire, while Hoyt makes a break for it and Sookie once again engineers her own kidnapping.	2009.07.26 2009.07.31	A+	Jacob
2-5 Recap	Who's Afraid Of Naomi Wolf? Never Let Me Go - Dallas gets more interesting, Bon Temps gets more insane, and one of the Newlins finally makes his/her move on poor dumb Jason Stackhouse.	2009.07.19 2009.07.24	A+	Jacob
2-4 Recap	Huxley Smashcake's Ruinous Revenge Shake & Fingerpop - While two cults and two armies gather in both numbers and per capita crazy, everybody makes new friends: Sookie, Sam, Lafayette, Tara and Sam, Jessica, Jason. Even Bill makes a new friend in Limo Driver Leon!	2009.07.12 2009.07.17	A+	Jacob
2-3 Recap	Sex & Candy Scratches - Tara and Jason finally notice the total creepiness of their respective cults, Bill and Sookie break up 100times, and the awesomest love story of all time.	2009.06.28 2009.07.06	A+	Jacob
2-2 Recap	Written On The Body Keep This Party Going - Jessica's family gets a surprise visit, Lafayette makes a stunning offer, Jason makes friends and enemies in his cult, and Maryann starts her own.	2009.06.21 2009.06.29	A+	Jacob
2-1 Recap	A Sudden Fear In Lonely Places Nothing But The Blood - Bill's new responsibility, Jason's new mission, Lafayette's final fate, and some things you shouldn't watch with family members.	2009.06.14 2009.06.22	A+	Jacob
1-12 Recap	All Signs Are Vital You'll Be The Death Of Me - The Fangbanger Strangler is brought to justice, Jason joins a new congregation, Tara makes some scary new friends, and a bunch of people die. Some of them even stay that way.	2008.11.23 2008.12.02	A+	Jacob
1-11 Recap	Werewolf Vs. Vampire Vs. Somebody We Forgot To Be To Love Is To Bury - Tara leaves jail in the arms of a brand new kind of crazy, Sam and Sookie get a little closer, Bill is exhausted by parenthood, and even Jason thinks he's the Killer.	2008.11.16 2008.11.22	A+	Jacob
1-10 Recap	The Pig It Was That Lived I Don't Wanna Know - Everybody goes insane simultaneously, and only your friendly neighborhood were-collie is available to help pick up the pieces. Suffice to say the pieces mostly remain unpicked-up. And in other news, Bill gives birth.	2008.11.09 2008.11.14	A+	Jacob
1-9 Recap	Dure Toute La Vie Plaisir D'Amour - Those lovable drug addicts Jason and Amy declare their love for each other over the screams of their captive; Bill pays the price for saving Sookie from Long Shadow; Sam pays the price of Tara's exorcism and finally comes out of the Canine Closet.	2008.11.02 2008.11.07	A+	Jacob
1-8 Recap	Resting Places The Fourth Man In The Fire - Eric summons Sookie for help with an embezzling vampire, while Tara goes into a total meltdown and Amy reveals the not-so-adorable side of drug addiction.	2008.10.26 2008.10.31	A+	Jacob
1-7 Recap	Show Me How You Do That Trick Burning House Of Love - Tara and Jason meet some witches, Bill is probably suckin' sunshine somewhere, and Sookie investigates what life is like for skanks.	2008.10.19 2008.10.25	A+	Jacob
1-6 Recap	Reverse Cowgirl Cold Ground - That funeral-as-aphrodisiac thing gets everybody's blood pumping. One way or another.	2008.10.12 2008.10.17	A+	Jacob
1-5 Recap	Driver's Ed Sparks Fly Out - Bill meets Bon Temps; Jason gives V -- and Lafayette -- another chance, with wild consequences; Tara's heart is broken once again; Sam shows us a little bit of the beast; there's a death in the family.	2008.10.05 2008.10.12	A+	Jacob
1-4 Recap	Sex On Fire Escape From Dragon House - Jason brings new meaning to the term southern rock and we finally get background on Tara's devotion to him; things heat up for Bill and Sookie after a danger- (and Muppet-) tinged visit to Eric's vampire sex club.	2008.09.28 2008.10.04	A+	Jacob
1-3 Recap	The Stackhouse Filibuster Mine - Sookie realizes the downside to dating dead guys, as does Naked Jason; Tara makes a new friend; Dawn meets an ugly fate.	2008.09.21 2008.09.26	A+	Jacob
1-2 Recap	What Distant Deeps Or Skies The First Taste - Sookie tries to get her head around what happens when your boyfriend's buddies are undead jerks, some other jerks we hate get themselves permanently dead, Jason employs a unique and very naked strategy to get himself under control, and Tara rules the world.	2008.09.14 2008.09.22	A+	Jacob
1-1 Recap	Say Hello To The Rest Of Us Strange Love - Vampires, they exist. Psychic waitresses, they are adorable. Sassy black sidekicks, they may or may not have anything else happening. Naked Jason Stackhouse?	2008.09.07 2008.09.15	A+	Jacob