True Blood
Ep. |
Title |
Air/Pub'l |
Grade |
Author |
| 2-12 Recap |
Rough MusicBeyond Here Lies Nothin' - Two near-weddings and a substantially larger amount of funerals. |
2009.09.13
2009.09.22 |
A+ | Jacob |
| 2-11 Recap |
Never Jam TodayFrenzy - Bill gets jerked around by the Queen, while Tara messes with everybody else's heads back home. |
2009.08.30
2009.09.03 |
A+ | Jacob |
| 2-10 Recap |
The Five And A Half Minute Hallway
|
2009.08.23
2009.08.28 |
A+ | Jacob |
| 2-9 Recap |
The Secret History
|
2009.08.14
2009.08.22 |
A+ | Jacob |
| 2-8 Recap |
Someone Else's Apocalypse
|
2009.08.09
2009.08.14 |
A+ | Jacob |
| 2-7 Recap |
Baby's Got The Bleeds
|
2009.08.02
2009.08.07 |
A+ | Jacob |
| 2-6 Recap |
Mars & The Real Girl
|
2009.07.26
2009.07.31 |
A+ | Jacob |
| 2-5 Recap |
Who's Afraid Of Naomi Wolf?Never Let Me Go - Dallas gets more interesting, Bon Temps gets more insane, and one of the Newlins finally makes his/her move on poor dumb Jason Stackhouse. |
2009.07.19
2009.07.24 |
A+ | Jacob |
| 2-4 Recap |
Huxley Smashcake's Ruinous Revenge
|
2009.07.12
2009.07.17 |
A+ | Jacob |
| 2-3 Recap |
Sex & Candy
|
2009.06.28
2009.07.06 |
A+ | Jacob |
| 2-2 Recap |
Written On The Body
|
2009.06.21
2009.06.29 |
A+ | Jacob |
| 2-1 Recap |
A Sudden Fear In Lonely Places
|
2009.06.14
2009.06.22 |
A+ | Jacob |
| 1-12 Recap |
All Signs Are VitalYou'll Be The Death Of Me - The Fangbanger Strangler is brought to justice, Jason joins a new congregation, Tara makes some scary new friends, and a bunch of people die. Some of them even stay that way. |
2008.11.23
2008.12.02 |
A+ | Jacob |
| 1-11 Recap |
Werewolf Vs. Vampire Vs. Somebody We Forgot To BeTo Love Is To Bury - Tara leaves jail in the arms of a brand new kind of crazy, Sam and Sookie get a little closer, Bill is exhausted by parenthood, and even Jason thinks he's the Killer. |
2008.11.16
2008.11.22 |
A+ | Jacob |
| 1-10 Recap |
The Pig It Was That LivedI Don't Wanna Know - Everybody goes insane simultaneously, and only your friendly neighborhood were-collie is available to help pick up the pieces. Suffice to say the pieces mostly remain unpicked-up. And in other news, Bill gives birth. |
2008.11.09
2008.11.14 |
A+ | Jacob |
| 1-9 Recap |
Dure Toute La ViePlaisir D'Amour - Those lovable drug addicts Jason and Amy declare their love for each other over the screams of their captive; Bill pays the price for saving Sookie from Long Shadow; Sam pays the price of Tara's exorcism and finally comes out of the Canine Closet. |
2008.11.02
2008.11.07 |
A+ | Jacob |
| 1-8 Recap |
Resting PlacesThe Fourth Man In The Fire - Eric summons Sookie for help with an embezzling vampire, while Tara goes into a total meltdown and Amy reveals the not-so-adorable side of drug addiction. |
2008.10.26
2008.10.31 |
A+ | Jacob |
| 1-7 Recap |
Show Me How You Do That TrickBurning House Of Love - Tara and Jason meet some witches, Bill is probably suckin' sunshine somewhere, and Sookie investigates what life is like for skanks. |
2008.10.19
2008.10.25 |
A+ | Jacob |
| 1-6 Recap |
Reverse CowgirlCold Ground - That funeral-as-aphrodisiac thing gets everybody's blood pumping. One way or another. |
2008.10.12
2008.10.17 |
A+ | Jacob |
| 1-5 Recap |
Driver's EdSparks Fly Out - Bill meets Bon Temps; Jason gives V -- and Lafayette -- another chance, with wild consequences; Tara's heart is broken once again; Sam shows us a little bit of the beast; there's a death in the family. |
2008.10.05
2008.10.12 |
A+ | Jacob |
| 1-4 Recap |
Sex On FireEscape From Dragon House - Jason brings new meaning to the term southern rock and we finally get background on Tara's devotion to him; things heat up for Bill and Sookie after a danger- (and Muppet-) tinged visit to Eric's vampire sex club. |
2008.09.28
2008.10.04 |
A+ | Jacob |
| 1-3 Recap |
The Stackhouse FilibusterMine - Sookie realizes the downside to dating dead guys, as does Naked Jason; Tara makes a new friend; Dawn meets an ugly fate. |
2008.09.21
2008.09.26 |
A+ | Jacob |
| 1-2 Recap |
What Distant Deeps Or SkiesThe First Taste - Sookie tries to get her head around what happens when your boyfriend's buddies are undead jerks, some other jerks we hate get themselves permanently dead, Jason employs a unique and very naked strategy to get himself under control, and Tara rules the world. |
2008.09.14
2008.09.22 |
A+ | Jacob |
| 1-1 Recap |
Say Hello To The Rest Of UsStrange Love - Vampires, they exist. Psychic waitresses, they are adorable. Sassy black sidekicks, they may or may not have anything else happening. Naked Jason Stackhouse? |
2008.09.07
2008.09.15 |
A+ | Jacob |
New World In My View - Team Dallas finally returns to Bon Temps, which has gone from its usual crappiness to a whole new demonic kind of crappiness while they were gone.
I Will Rise Up - Maryann's angry, Tara is lost, Eric is very naked, and Godric solves the Dallas problem or something.
Timebomb - The crisis at the church is momentarily defused; Godric comes home; Tara and Jason both cross state lines. Oh, and Sookie goes totally Springer.
Release Me - Sookie finds Godric not a second too soon, Daphne is the exposition robot of all time, and Bill has yet another in a succession of bad days.
Hard-Hearted Hannah - The whole town of Bon Temps gathers 'round the fire, while Hoyt makes a break for it and Sookie once again engineers her own kidnapping.
Shake & Fingerpop - While two cults and two armies gather in both numbers and per capita crazy, everybody makes new friends: Sookie, Sam, Lafayette, Tara and Sam, Jessica, Jason. Even Bill makes a new friend in Limo Driver Leon!
Scratches - Tara and Jason finally notice the total creepiness of their respective cults, Bill and Sookie break up 100times, and the awesomest love story of all time.
Keep This Party Going - Jessica's family gets a surprise visit, Lafayette makes a stunning offer, Jason makes friends and enemies in his cult, and Maryann starts her own.
Nothing But The Blood - Bill's new responsibility, Jason's new mission, Lafayette's final fate, and some things you shouldn't watch with family members.







