True Blood

Ep.

Title

Air/Pub'l

Grade

Author

6-10
Recap

You Have The Sun, I Have The Moon

Radioactive - Sookie's wedding day arrives; Bon Temps makes some radical changes in response to a new threat.

08.18.2013
08.27.2013
A+

Jacob Clifton

6-9
Recap

What Keeps Us Safe

Life Matters - A Bon Temps funeral and an end to Hep V.

08.11.2013
08.17.2013
A+

Jacob Clifton

6-8
Recap

The Rubble, Or Our Sins

Dead Meat - Sookie gives herself an hour-long funeral/therapy session, while the entire vampire side of the cast finally gets rounded up for death time.

08.04.2013
08.09.2013
A+

Jacob Clifton

6-7
Recap

What It Feels Like For A Girl

In The Evening - Nora, Jessica, Sarah and Arlene all go through a major amount of crap. Eric renegotiates his relationship with Bill. It is all pretty sucky tbh.

07.28.2013
07.30.2013
D

Jacob Clifton

6-6
Recap

Soft Breath, Beating Heart

Don’t You Feel Me? - Sookie Sookie Sookie! Damn, girl! Meanwhile, Bill and Jason take on Vamp Camp, and a surprising death takes Bon Temps out at the knees.

07.21.2013
07.22.2013
A+

Jacob Clifton

6-5
Recap

Take Me To The River

Fuck The Pain Away - A séance goes spectacularly awry, everybody goes to Camp Vamp, things get way tense between every daughter and every father and every everybody.

07.14.2013
07.15.2013
A+

Jacob Clifton

6-4
Recap

For the Next Hour I Am Bulletproof

At Last - Ben's relationship with all three Stackhouse/Brigants moves forward several spaces; Jessica makes a fatal mistake; Eric makes a new acquaintance.

07.07.2013
07.08.2013
A+

Jacob Clifton

6-3
Recap

The Color Boner

You're No Good - Jessica gets to work on Bill's new plan to fix everything, while Eric gets to know the Gov's daughter and Steve comes face to face with his greatest mistake.

06.03.2013
07.01.2013
A+

Jacob Clifton

6-2
Recap

The Sparks That Light Your Skin Up

The Sun - God calls a meeting, Sookie meets a boy, and Sam gets what's comin' to him.

06.23.2013
06.29.2013
A+

Jacob Clifton

6-1
Recap

Nobody Is In Charge & Everything Is On Fire

Who Are You, Really? - We learn the fate of Bill and Lilith, a new enemy steps forward, and Sookie makes her exact usual life decisions she'll inevitably forget about tomorrow.

06.16.2013
06.21.2013
D

Jacob Clifton

5-12
Recap

My Early Life

Save Yourself - Lilith and Luna manage to bring the Apocalypse on a little ahead of schedule.

08.26.2012
08.29.2012
A+

Jacob Clifton

5-11
Recap

Lilith Flair

Song Of The Dead Faerie - As the Authority implodes, the Stackhouses manage to doom the entire Fairy Nation and the rest of the cast heads back to the Compound.

08.19.2012
08.27.2012
A+

Jacob Clifton

5-10
Recap

Love Isn't A Good Sailor

Gone, Gone, Gone - Hoyt gets some peace, Jessica finds a new home, and Tara gets awesome.

08.12.2012
08.19.2012
A+

Jacob Clifton

5-9
Recap

Uncle Ruckus Gets A Puppy

Everybody Wants To Rule The World - Bill finds a new way to be a plot contrivance; Alcide acts all sad; Sookie gets into pig trouble.

08.05.2012
08.07.2012
A+

Jacob Clifton

5-8
Recap

Lilith Wants Me To Eat A Baby

Somebody That I Used To Know - Everybody does major plot-twisty things, each of which is completed in seconds. But since there are thousands of storylines, this still takes an hour.

07.29.2012
08.03.2012
C

Jacob Clifton

5-7
Recap

Picture Me & Then Start Watching

In The Beginning - Bill and Hoyt join some cults; Tara and Pam continue to win.

07.22.2012
07.27.2012
A+

Jacob Clifton

5-6
Recap

I Woke Up & One Of Us Was Crying

Hopeless - The Stackhouses get to the bottom of their parents' murder; the entire Authority flips over.

07.15.2012
07.17.2012
A+

Jacob Clifton

5-5
Recap

The Invention Of Roses

Let's Boot & Rally - Sookie puts aside a desperately needed nap to track down King Russell, while Tara makes a friend.

07.08.2012
07.13.2012
A+

Jacob Clifton

5-4
Recap

They Stuck Me Together With Glue

We'll Meet Again - Bill, Eric and Pam have daughter problems; Sookie gets naked wasted.

07.01.2012
07.08.2012
A+

Jacob Clifton

5-3
Recap

That Darn Salome!

Whatever I Am, You Made Me - The Boys get a leather-harnessed reprieve, and another vampire learns about the existence of faeries.

06.24.2012
06.27.2012
A+

Jacob Clifton

5-2
Recap

The New Shape Of Myself

Authority Always Wins - The Authority is finally revealed, and they are hilarious.

06.17.2012
06.22.2012
A+

Jacob Clifton

5-1
Recap

I Love You Jason Stackhouse

Turn! Turn! Turn! - [Spoiler]'s not the only thing that came back messed up.

06.10.2012
06.15.2012
C

Jacob Clifton

4-12
Recap

Trust Me On The Sunscreen

And When I Die - Halloween proves both complex and unpronounceable for the denizens of Bon Temps, everybody does part-time witchcraft and everybody kills at least one other person.

09.11.2011
09.14.2011
A+

Jacob Clifton

4-11
Recap

Dead Queenie Dead

Soul Of Fire - The MoonGoddess standoff ends, but the Witch War's not quite over.

09.04.2011
09.10.2011
A+

Jacob Clifton

4-10
Recap

Them Vs. Them

Burning Down The House - Marnie fortifies and the vampires besiege; Jason insults Jessica lots of ways; a sad small death.

08.28.2011
09.05.2011
A+

Jacob Clifton

4-9
Recap

Body Dysmorphia & The Lapin Agile

Run - Everybody shuffles around to get into position for whatever happens in the end of the season, and it's somehow simultaneously boring and obnoxious.

08.21.2011
08.26.2011
D

Jacob Clifton

4-8
Recap

A Rookie In Sex Narnia

Spellbound - Eric and Sookie take a trip, while the latest hope for peace goes the way of Godric and the Witch War begins.

08.14.2011
08.19.2011
A+

Jacob Clifton

4-7
Recap

The Faces That You Meet

Cold Gray Light Of Dawn - Antonia's Army finally goes after every vampire in town; Debbie's marbles begin disappearing; Sookie gets her some.

08.07.2011
08.14.2011
A+

Jacob Clifton

4-6
Recap

The Mask & Mirror

I Wish I Was The Moon - Jason hangs out in the woods while Sam's life falls swiftly to pieces; Pam meets her rival for Tara's affections; Antonia locates an old war buddy.

07.31.2011
08.01.2011
A+

Jacob Clifton

4-5
Recap

Asymmetry In Wartime

I Hate You, I Love You - Jason makes it back to town, Team Lala abruptly leaves, we finally learn the deal with Ghost Witch Lady, and there's kissin'. Such kissin'.

07.24.2011
07.28.2011
A+

Jacob Clifton

4-4
Recap

Panther No Panth, I'm Going Thwimming

I'm Alive & On Fire - Marnie and Pam face off, Bill and Portia break it off, Alcide and Eric have a pants-off dance off which will live in infamy forever.

07.17.2011
07.24.2011
A+

Jacob Clifton

4-3
Recap

A Visit From The Poon Squad

If You Love Me, Why Am I Dyin'? - Hotshot takes their relationship with Jason to the next level, while Eric gets a hot new babysitter.

07.10.2011
07.17.2011
A+

Jacob Clifton

4-2
Recap

The Lying, The Witch & The Wardrobe

You Smell Like Dinner - Everybody keeps smelling Sookie; somebody gets amnesia.

07.03.2011
07.07.2011
A+

Jacob Clifton

4-1
Recap

The Dessert Of The Real, Or: Shut The Elf Up!

She's Not There - Sookie comes back from Faeryland to a whole new scene; somebody is a surprise lesbian.

06.26.2011
07.01.2011
A+

Jacob Clifton

3-12
Recap

Be Quiet & Drive

Evil Is Going On - Everybody tells everybody else their secrets and then they all go zooming off into a million different directions like our expanding universe.

09.12.2010
09.17.2010
A

Jacob Clifton

3-11
Recap

Anger Is An Energy

Fresh Blood - Penultimate showdown between vampires and the sun! Fathers and sons! Mothers and daughters! Dog-people! Cat-people! All the people! Doing it!

08.29.2010
09.07.2010
A+

Jacob Clifton

3-10
Recap

Pictures Of The Floating World

I Smell A Rat - Everybody tells the truth about everything and so of course it just gets worse for everybody.

08.22.2010
08.26.2010
A+

Jacob Clifton

3-9
Recap

Mr. Edgington Goes To Washington

Everything Is Broken - Many problems are solved, many questions are asked, Sam finally goes nuts, and King Russell ruins just everything. In the most wonderful way.

08.15.2010
08.20.2010
A+

Jacob Clifton

3-8
Recap

Without Stadium Love

Night On The Sun - Absolutely everybody on the show finally makes it back to Bon Temps, but for one night only. On the other hand? Very busy night.

08.08.2010
08.12.2010
A+

Jacob Clifton

3-7
Recap

In Rhythm & Sorrow

Hitting The Ground - A bunch of awesome people die; a bunch of awesomer people don't.

08.01.2010
08.06.2010
A+

Jacob Clifton

3-6
Recap

Dazzler & Le Bad Boy

I Gotta Right to Sing the Blues - Russell and Eric tour Louisiana, Tara and Sookie make a run for it and Sam finally figures out his awful family's secrets.

07.25.2010
07.28.2010
B-

Jacob Clifton

3-5
Recap

Vendetta For V

Trouble - In the so-far best episode of the season, everybody's either kidnapped in Jackson or working at Merlotte's, so the one million characters start being easier to handle. Except for the Mickenses, who continue to redefine grossness.

07.18.2010
07.25.2010
A+

Jacob Clifton

3-4
Recap

Another Stackhouse Filibuster

9 Crimes - We trade Sookie's engagement for Tara's and Debbie's, and Bill continues to go crazy. Also: Many abs.

07.11.2010
07.16.2010
A+

Jacob Clifton

3-3
Recap

Define "Screw"

It Hurts Me Too - Weird sex, surprise alliances and betrayals, and the lamest biker bar of all time.

06.27.2010
06.28.2010
C

Jacob Clifton

3-2
Recap

Consequences Of Falling

Beautifully Broken - Bill gets a surprise in Mississippi, Sam gets three surprises in Arkansas, Lafayette meets his mother's keeper, and Tara makes a creepy new friend.

06.20.2010
06.25.2010
A+

Jacob Clifton

3-1
Recap

Love Is The Plan The Plan Is Death (1973)

Bad Blood - Sookie harasses the world at large to find Bill, while he's finding all kinds of new men to fight with and Tara comes face to face with some unfortunate truths. Also, werewolves.

06.13.2010
06.20.2010
A+

Jacob Clifton

2-12
Recap

Rough Music

Beyond Here Lies Nothin' - Two near-weddings and a substantially larger amount of funerals.

09.13.2009
09.22.2009
A+

Jacob Clifton

2-11
Recap

Never Jam Today

Frenzy - Bill gets jerked around by the Queen, while Tara messes with everybody else's heads back home.

08.30.2009
09.03.2009
A+

Jacob Clifton

2-10
Recap

The Five And A Half Minute Hallway

New World In My View - Team Dallas finally returns to Bon Temps, which has gone from its usual crappiness to a whole new demonic kind of crappiness while they were gone.

08.23.2009
08.28.2009
A+

Jacob Clifton

2-9
Recap

The Secret History

I Will Rise Up - Maryann's angry, Tara is lost, Eric is very naked, and Godric solves the Dallas problem or something.

08.14.2009
08.22.2009
A+

Jacob Clifton

2-8
Recap

Someone Else's Apocalypse

Timebomb - The crisis at the church is momentarily defused; Godric comes home; Tara and Jason both cross state lines. Oh, and Sookie goes totally Springer.

08.09.2009
08.14.2009
A+

Jacob Clifton

2-7
Recap

Baby's Got The Bleeds

Release Me - Sookie finds Godric not a second too soon, Daphne is the exposition robot of all time, and Bill has yet another in a succession of bad days.

08.02.2009
08.07.2009
A+

Jacob Clifton

2-6
Recap

Mars & The Real Girl

Hard-Hearted Hannah - The whole town of Bon Temps gathers 'round the fire, while Hoyt makes a break for it and Sookie once again engineers her own kidnapping.

07.26.2009
07.31.2009
A+

Jacob Clifton

2-5
Recap

Who's Afraid Of Naomi Wolf?

Never Let Me Go - Dallas gets more interesting, Bon Temps gets more insane, and one of the Newlins finally makes his/her move on poor dumb Jason Stackhouse.

07.19.2009
07.24.2009
A+

Jacob Clifton

2-4
Recap

Huxley Smashcake's Ruinous Revenge

Shake & Fingerpop - While two cults and two armies gather in both numbers and per capita crazy, everybody makes new friends: Sookie, Sam, Lafayette, Tara and Sam, Jessica, Jason. Even Bill makes a new friend in Limo Driver Leon!

07.12.2009
07.17.2009
A+

Jacob Clifton

2-3
Recap

Sex & Candy

Scratches - Tara and Jason finally notice the total creepiness of their respective cults, Bill and Sookie break up 100times, and the awesomest love story of all time.

06.28.2009
07.06.2009
A+

Jacob Clifton

2-2
Recap

Written On The Body

Keep This Party Going - Jessica's family gets a surprise visit, Lafayette makes a stunning offer, Jason makes friends and enemies in his cult, and Maryann starts her own.

06.21.2009
06.29.2009
A+

Jacob Clifton

2-1
Recap

A Sudden Fear In Lonely Places

Nothing But The Blood - Bill's new responsibility, Jason's new mission, Lafayette's final fate, and some things you shouldn't watch with family members.

06.14.2009
06.22.2009
A+

Jacob Clifton

1-12
Recap

All Signs Are Vital

You'll Be The Death Of Me - The Fangbanger Strangler is brought to justice, Jason joins a new congregation, Tara makes some scary new friends, and a bunch of people die. Some of them even stay that way.

11.23.2008
12.02.2008
A+

Jacob Clifton

1-11
Recap

Werewolf Vs. Vampire Vs. Somebody We Forgot To Be

To Love Is To Bury - Tara leaves jail in the arms of a brand new kind of crazy, Sam and Sookie get a little closer, Bill is exhausted by parenthood, and even Jason thinks he's the Killer.

11.16.2008
11.22.2008
A+

Jacob Clifton

1-10
Recap

The Pig It Was That Lived

I Don't Wanna Know - Everybody goes insane simultaneously, and only your friendly neighborhood were-collie is available to help pick up the pieces. Suffice to say the pieces mostly remain unpicked-up. And in other news, Bill gives birth.

11.09.2008
11.14.2008
A+

Jacob Clifton

1-9
Recap

Dure Toute La Vie

Plaisir D'Amour - Those lovable drug addicts Jason and Amy declare their love for each other over the screams of their captive; Bill pays the price for saving Sookie from Long Shadow; Sam pays the price of Tara's exorcism and finally comes out of the Canine Closet.

11.02.2008
11.07.2008
A+

Jacob Clifton

1-8
Recap

Resting Places

The Fourth Man In The Fire - Eric summons Sookie for help with an embezzling vampire, while Tara goes into a total meltdown and Amy reveals the not-so-adorable side of drug addiction.

10.26.2008
10.31.2008
A+

Jacob Clifton

1-7
Recap

Show Me How You Do That Trick

Burning House Of Love - Tara and Jason meet some witches, Bill is probably suckin' sunshine somewhere, and Sookie investigates what life is like for skanks.

10.19.2008
10.25.2008
A+

Jacob Clifton

1-6
Recap

Reverse Cowgirl

Cold Ground - That funeral-as-aphrodisiac thing gets everybody's blood pumping. One way or another.

10.12.2008
10.17.2008
A+

Jacob Clifton

1-5
Recap

Driver's Ed

Sparks Fly Out - Bill meets Bon Temps; Jason gives V -- and Lafayette -- another chance, with wild consequences; Tara's heart is broken once again; Sam shows us a little bit of the beast; there's a death in the family.

10.05.2008
10.12.2008
A+

Jacob Clifton

1-4
Recap

Sex On Fire

Escape From Dragon House - Jason brings new meaning to the term southern rock and we finally get background on Tara's devotion to him; things heat up for Bill and Sookie after a danger- (and Muppet-) tinged visit to Eric's vampire sex club.

09.28.2008
10.04.2008
A+

Jacob Clifton

1-3
Recap

The Stackhouse Filibuster

Mine - Sookie realizes the downside to dating dead guys, as does Naked Jason; Tara makes a new friend; Dawn meets an ugly fate.

09.21.2008
09.26.2008
A+

Jacob Clifton

1-2
Recap

What Distant Deeps Or Skies

The First Taste - Sookie tries to get her head around what happens when your boyfriend's buddies are undead jerks, some other jerks we hate get themselves permanently dead, Jason employs a unique and very naked strategy to get himself under control, and Tara rules the world.

09.14.2008
09.22.2008
A+

Jacob Clifton

1-1
Recap

Say Hello To The Rest Of Us

Strange Love - Vampires, they exist. Psychic waitresses, they are adorable. Sassy black sidekicks, they may or may not have anything else happening. Naked Jason Stackhouse?

09.07.2008
09.15.2008
A+

Jacob Clifton

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