Herveauxes: "We dare anyone to care about any of this!"

Finally, Momma Martha shows up. As happy as we are to see her always, this time especially. I realize saying this about a werewolf risks underplaying the intensity of my meaning, but Jackson Herveaux is one of the least interesting people ever to appear on this show.

Martha: "Remember that one chick? Your girlfriend?"
Alcide: "No. Wait, yes."
Martha: "Well, she's in my back seat puking and shitting herself, so do you have a minute?"

Rikki goes the full Gia on them, laughing and humping things with her butt, Alcide with her butt for example, and getting mean and screaming and then giggling and shaking all over like an old sick dog and doing handstands and whatever, walking right up a wall and flipping over, things of this nature. Turns out a crack-fueled JD went full paranoiac about the Holy Vampire War and is now just force-feeding the whole Pack on V and Monster Energy Drink and getting them riled. Who does that? Who looks at a bunch of werewolves in a barn they never leave and is like, "This needs to be trashier."

STAKE HOUSE

With Tara, Eric and Nora in top-of-the-line travel coffins (like from the hotel that one season, the ones that look like iPods) in the back of the truck, Jason and Sookie raid the Stake House for vampire-killin' supplies. It's hard to pay attention to everybody because he's still hallucinating the ghost parents, but basically he tells Sookie one hundred times that he is a one-man anti-vampire army and he's never going to stop killing them once he starts, because he has a brain injury pushing on his sweet little brain and making him a kill-crazy person in medical trauma, and instead of hearing him say any of this his sister just kind of pouts and acts more Sookie Stackhouse-y than she's been in a while.

TRAILER

Jackson Herveaux, being the classy motherfucker he is, knows what you do with an OD of V: Colloidal silver push, which causes the person to sweat grotesque amounts of blood as though they are Lilith. Rikki looks even grosser than she did a second ago.