True Blood
True Blood

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Jacob Clifton: C | 511 USERS: B-
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Lilith Wants Me To Eat A Baby

WEREWOLF NONSENSE

Some Guy: "Here's JD! He's the worst and he's on drugs!"
Werewolves: "Just like us!"
Some Guy: "Here's Alcide! He's the most beautiful thing you've ever seen in your life!"
Werewolves: "Undeniably!"
Some Guy: "Now they are going to fight or something!"
Werewolves: "It was inevitable really!"

The Drill: "Candidates -- either in wolf or human form -- will track, capture, and kill the quarry animal..."

JD: "But instead of a deer or a wild boar like usual, we're going to hunt this tiny college track star! In human form! The opposite, basically, of the rules you just said!"
Werewolves: "You're like Sarah Palin right now! It is awesome"
Alcide: "I don't know about all this."
Track Star: "My dad's a councilman! He'll give you anything!"
JD: "WE ARE ON DRUGS!"
Alcide: "You guys, this is gross."

What Alcide does not exactly say but pretty much says, "I'm beginning to wonder why I spend any time with you guys at all, much less care about becoming your leader. I realize that he's got you into a drug cult, but surely at some point your self-respect has got to kick in. I mean, you realize you're cheering for aggravated murder at this point? Of an innocent child? You guys made that connection yet?"

JD: "Okay, are you forfeiting?"
Alcide: "I guess. This is super nasty."
JD: "Okay cool, then I'm the Packmaster... And I'm still going to hunt this child through the forest! Haha, you hoser."

AUTHORITY

Nora: Acting all culty around the Lilith reliquary, like she probably does all night long now.
Eric: "Nora, you have become utterly insufferable. Remember how we love each other so much?"
Nora: "Yeah! That's why I got you into my cult. So we could chill."
Eric: "Lilith is not... A thing. You hallucinated her."
Nora: "Hogwash!"
Eric: "It is not hogwash! Look, Godric was there and he told me you were being real gross. And I'm the big brother, I told him I'd take care of you."

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