Claude: "You cannot come in here screaming about vampires. Do you hayseeds not understand the word 'refuge'? What the hell."
Claudette: "I know how we can help..."
Claude: "Fine, okay. I love you both, and we've been taking care of you guys forever, and you're just going to have to understand that part of our relationship, that we care about you and you don't even know us, because that's a main part of this arrangement. Having said that, try to show a little class, and we will take you out for a field trip and teach you more powers."
Jason: "Field trip?"
Claude: "Yeah. The bridge where your parents were murdered. Meet me there at noon."
Sookie: "...That's so crazy! I completely forgot you could even do stuff in the daytime."
Hospital Racist: "[Chik-Fil-A Appreciation nonsense.]"
Andy: "You've been trash a long time, and I've seen you here more often than out there, but I swear to God you're going to prison this time unless you tell me where you assholes spend your time. I will taser your nutsack."
Hospital Racist: "Fuck you, shifterlover."
Sam: "Andy, could I get a moment alone with this dude? Go get some coffee."
Andy: "Fine. Hope you enjoy small-town justice, jerk."
Sam takes off his pants, which excites the racist to no end -- you know how those guys are -- but no, it's just to transform into a swaying King Cobra. Which also gets his heartrate up.
Then Luna comes running in outside, which confuses Andy for a second, and they both go back into the room, where Sam is putting his pants back on, and updates Andy about the Jessica situation and where their safehouse is... And then notices Luna. I don't think, at any point, that Andy realizes what's going on.
Sam: "Holy shit. What the hell happened?"
Sam: "How the fuck should I know? I was in my room and the next thing I know I'm you."
Sam: "Okay, it's okay."
Sam: "Um, okay? I'm fucked. Remember how Tommy died from too much shifting?"
Sam: "No, I forgot that was a thing we believe. But didn't Tommy really die from a beating that came back when he was Tommy again?"
Sam: "No, I'm pretty sure it was skinwalking that did it."
Sam: "Well, we're going to take care of you. Don't assume the worst."