True Blood
Song Of The Dead Faerie

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Jacob Clifton: A+ | 2 USERS: A
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Lilith Flair
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PREVIOUSLY

Nora and Bill Lilith-boarded Eric, causing Godric's children to hallucinate his (third, pretend) death in some kind of symbolic Hail Mary, which eventually caused Eric to fake (?) being a Lilinista convert. Jessica's none too sure about any of this, while Russell has abandoned the cause altogether because he just remembered Sookie is a faerie. Sookie found out she's "promised" to an M. Warlow, but not what that means, and Hoyt is bound for Alaska. Pam and Tara are stuck with a crummy new Sherriff and no customers. In animal-people news, Sam and Luna are at the Authority now, where Steve Newlin is being shitty to Emma, while Alcide and his drunk daddy are having incomprehensible werewolf problems.

AUTHORITY

Lilith: "Bill! Drink all of the Me!"
Bill: "Check. Oh, but wait. Is it possible Ah am just crazy now?"
Lilith: "Fuck you mean, now?"

Nora: "Speaking of crazy, I am still crazy."
Salome: "Nora, put on a nice dress. We've got the Army coming by. Are you doing okay?"
Nora: "Am I ever? Also, what about this whole Russell thing where he was in the prophecy that you made up, and now he's suddenly not in the prophecy that you made up?"
Salome: "Don't worry about it. Wanna make out?"
Nora: "I'm cool with whatever."

Bill: "Jessica! Why are you using my phone?"
Jessica: "To tell Jason about the vampire apocalypse and how Steve Newlin is constantly trying to fuck or kill him."
Bill: "Letting you use mah phone is not goin' to change the fact that the Stackhouses are a million miles of bullshit that Ah don't care about anymore."
Jessica: "Is this because you joined a vampire drug cult and think you're Jesus? How about you let me go make him a vampire, like in Vampire Bible? I promise I'm going to."
Bill: "Ah do not believe you would really do it, and you are a terrible liar. Therefore, I will send you with SWAT guys so you'll be forced to turn Jason. Think of it as mah punishment for you trying to use mah phone."

Eric: "It's possible I am more numbers of agent than Bill at this point."
Nora: "Hey, how is it going? Want to have sex out of nowhere?"
Eric: "I thought you had errands to run, because of the Army guy."
Nora: "To be honest I'm at sixes and sevens today."
Eric: "Fine, let's just do it and whatever."

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