So then Antonia finally gets out of Marnie again, and prays or something so the fire goes away, and she goes away, causing Marnie to feel even sorrier for herself, and everybody chills out. The boys come running inside to kiss Sookie's ass, of course, and meanwhile they are going to kill all the witches. Sookie explains about them being hostages, and Roy throws himself between the vampires and Marnie. Awesomely, Eric pulls out his heart and sucks on the vena cava like a juicebox, right in Marnie's face, and then tosses it over his shoulder at her. Later, Roy. You sucked the most. Bill loves this part too. Then he shoots her in the head forty-seven times and the boys flirt some more.

ELSEWHERE

Luna and Sam stare at each other about how Alcide just murdered Marcus, and it's fascinating.

Arlene's been worried about Andy because Terry left him in the woods and he never came home, and it's really cute. He explains to her about how he had to make a pit stop to have sex with a mysterious glowing lady, and she tells him that sometimes detox makes monkeys of us all, so he lets it go. He's used to being the Cassandra, and the idea of the real world does attract him now that he's suddenly done being an addict, and besides: Are you really going to try to tell Arlene anything she doesn't want to hear? No way.

MOONGODDESS

Eric: "Your Majesty, I've glamored those you requested."
Jesus: "I'm sorry about how we did that demon-face stuff, but I know it was the right thing. Even though on this show, the second you offer to go dark for somebody else you're signing your death warrant, I guess this time it's going to be fine."

Sookie: "Why won't Bill and Eric stop staring at me? Maybe it's because I keep staring at them."
Everybody: Keeps staring at everybody else.

Jessica: "So, how is it going with my blood all up in you?"
Jason: "I'm just happy I managed to talk four pissed-off, dorked-up vampires out of killing my sister. Also, I am high on your blood."
Jessica: "I know that it's tough that we are in love and you're constantly sucking my blood for different reasons, but I want to be a good friend."