True Blood
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The Sparks That Light Your Skin Up
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PREVIOUSLY

Sam decided he was Emma's dad and then immediately handed over to Lafayette to take care of, which is a very Sam set of things to do. Louisiana declared war on vampires, but the Governor is secretly trying to recreate TruBlood's corporate infrastructure for some nefarious reason. Packmaster Alcide continues slumming it with his werewolf pals. Eric gave Sookie back her house now that he can't own things, but her bigger problem is her arranged marriage to a primordial vampire named Warlow. Jessica's backing Bill up while he figures out what being God really entails, and Jason met some old creepy man and nearly crashed his old creepy car.

NOW

While Sookie's Warlow contract glows in fairy language on her bedside table, he crawls wetly back from the pocket hell where Claudine sent him after he murdered the Stackhouse parents: Onto that bridge again, pulling himself into our dimension, looking like Rob Zombie.

JASON

The creepy old who vanished when Jason tried to shoot him reappears instantly in front of the screeching car, fairy-blasting it with his magic hands. Jason does not pick up on the magical faerie magic right away, and jumps out ready for round two, but before he can shoot the man, regrettably, he says this: "I'm your fucking faerie grandfather!"

Jason: "So it's going to be one of those episodes, then."
Niall: "I've been watching over you your whole life. Very, very poorly."
Jason: "Prove it!"
Niall: "Remember when you broke your finger as a child? I didn't do shit about that. Remember that time you got molested and it fucked you up about sex? I watched silently while that went down. Remember when you won a football game?"
Jason: "Football!"
Niall: "I had nothing to do with that either. All in all, I have been exactly as helpful throughout your life as I will continue to be in this whole episode."

Jason: "Okay, why didn't you say any of this? I thought you were going to perv out."
Niall: "It is because I am useless, and because I wanted to know if you were a halfwit."
Jason: "Could you not just tell that right away? By the way I wandered bloody out into the road in the middle of the night, and hitched a ride with the first freak that drove up?"
Niall: "Yes, but I had to be sure. Now, about Warlow."
Jason: "Are you going to tell me how to fight him?"

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