Jason: "How he can be defeated?"
Niall: "He can't."
Jason: "What he is?"
Niall: "I could but I'm not going to. Get back in the car. We have a lot of nothing to do."
Eric: "Why is Tara screaming?"
Pam: "They shot her with magical sun bullets! I don't know what to do!"
Eric: "Have you tried breaking a beer bottle and shoving the broken glass inside her body?"
Pam: "That hadn't occurred to me, no."
Nora: "Do you think these magic sun bullets are the kind of thing General Cavanaugh was talking about, in that episode where he showed up for three seconds and said DARPA had special vampire weapons and then before he could explain, you murdered him?"
Eric: "Probably, but last season sounds really dumb when you say it like that."
Pam: "Coming out of the coffin was a good idea when we had TruBlood, even though that was mostly a PR lie to keep us safe. Now, we're fucked."
Nora: "Yeah, sorry about that. We were in a drug cult at the time."
Pam: "I didn't realize 'I was on drugs' was a valid excuse all of a sudden."
Nora: "Okay, valid, but Eric and I are more worried about the Bill situation."
Eric: (Demonstrates this by being a dick to Nora and also to everybody.)
Jessica: "Bill, why are you screaming and acting up?"
Bill: "All of these Liliths zoomed up in me! It is confusing! And then also I can feel the pain of every vampire that ever had a loosely historical bad thing happen to them. Like one guy getting set on fire, or somebody getting dragged behind a truck!"
Jessica: "White guilt. It comes for us all."
Bill: "The important thing is that all civil rights are exactly the same and all minorities are exactly the same thing and we can pretend they're all the same."
Jessica: "Isn't that kind of the precise opposite of how this show started out?"
Bill: "Ah would be lying, Princess, if Ah didn't admit this show has become less sophisticated in the interim. Now if you'll excuse me, Ah must have a coma."
Bill: "Where are we, Liliths? How come it is sunny?"
Liliths: "We are bringing you to real Lilith. We're just handmaidens."
Bill: "How come you're all covered in blood in your giant '70s bush?"