Nora: "Plus, I have a problem with the fact that you're going to be punished for stopping Antonia from frying our entire race*."
Bill: "Yeah, that made no sense when Nan implied it either. But it's nice to know that after four years of talking about factions within the Authority we're going to be dealing with it."

*(Or at least the ones in the Western hemisphere.)

Nora: "Also, now we have to walk twelve miles because I was already planning an ambush. It was not unlike the stunt you pulled, although there was considerable less blowing up of us."
Bill: "Oh man, I hate walking twelve miles. It makes me so tired! As a vampire, I mean."
Nora: "Lilith willing, we'll be safe once we go to ground."
Bill: "The way you casually invoked that name makes me very afraid of what this show has in store for the season. If I have to listen to one more half-assed mythology remix about where vampires came from, I will set myself on fire. Again."

Bill: "You have some awesome friends, bro."
Eric: "Pam doesn't even know about Nora, is how secret she is. That's why she's never come up on this show, not even once, not even the three or four separate times Godric tried to commit suicide."
Bill: "That tracks, sure."
Nora: "I hope you guys are comfortable with going into vampire witness protection."
Bill: "I am. What I am not comfortable with is, how is that a thing?"

LAFAYETTE

Sookie: "Lafayette, wait in the car while I dispose of your boyfriend's body."
Lafayette: "I do not trust your competence."
Sookie: "I really think it would be best to leave you out of the grieving process."
Lafayette: "Seriously, though, I am coming in. Apologies for not following instructions."

Jesus is gone, the whole house is cleaned up like he was never there. Lucky sexy dead guy. Never forget.

Lafayette: "He was right there! Right fucking there in my hand chair!"
Sookie: "I love that you called it out by name. But listen, maybe you just don't remember cleaning up the dead body of your boyfriend that stabbed to death."
Lafayette: "That doesn't sound right."
Sookie: "Fine, I'm bored anyway. Let's go home."
Lafayette: "I'm going to stick around here for a second and grieve or try to contact his ghost."
Sookie: "Cool, I will just have a seat then."
Lafayette: "Girl, I mean you need to go wait outside."
Sookie: "...Fine. But I'm definitely going to be staring in the window."