Jason: "Hadley, I'm so glad you didn't... Disappear after the Queen died, I guess? I can't really remember. Aquarium. Hey, does Sookie know you're here?"
Hadley: "Wait, she's alive? Shit. We gotta find her and get her here immediately. Why did you come to the refugee camp without her?"
Jason: "Refu... I just wanted a lap dance."
Hadley: "Uh, no. Vampires eat faeries. Quick. Eat 'em up. We gotta get your sister out of that world and into this strip club where she'll be safe."
Jason: "Last time she dealt with you guys, I became awesome and Bill became King, so uh, no thanks. No need for more fantastic things to happen."
Hadley: "No, vampires. Like how they killed your parents?"
Jason: "Aw damn. My parents drowned in a car accident and they were killed by vampires? What a hard day that must have been."
Mean Fae: "Hadley, stop dropping retcons on that halfwit and run all around the place."

The faeries run all around the place.

Jason: "Wait, but Hadley! Foreshadowing and whatnot!"
Droogs: "Jason, it's time for you and Andy to go."
Jason: "Or we could have a big fight! And what about my lapdance!"

The Droogs drop Jason and Andy on their butts and then flash-bang them with faerie powers. Maybe they will forget, or maybe they will pull a Maryanne and mess their jeans. We will have to wait for next week's episode to find out.

JACOB CLIFTON is a freelance writer and critic based in Austin, Texas. He currently recaps Bunheads, Pretty Little Liars and True Blood for TWoP. Jacob can be found online at jacobclifton.com, on Twitter, and on Facebook. IRL work appears in BenBella's SmartPop series of anthologies, and novelette "The Commonplace Book" will appear on Tor.com in October 2012.