True Blood
Whatever I Am, You Made Me

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Jacob Clifton: A+ | 4 USERS: B+
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That Darn Salome!

Hoyt: "I just want to bang some fangs, ma'am. If that ends up killing me or Gingerfying my brain, well, I am already halfway to crazy as it is."
Pam: "That reminds me of that flashback I keep having."

SF 1905

Pamela: "That was some good sex. How about you turn me into a vampire so I can have magic powers and not be subject to the cruel iniquities of gender?"
Eric: "Seems like being a ho is pretty fun."
Pamela: "It is not it's all cracked up to be. Come on, whattaya say?"
Eric: "I'm not ready for parenthood."
Pamela: "So just do it and skedaddle. I'll pick it up as I go along. I'm a survivor."
Eric: "Doesn't work like that. It's more like marriage, forever."
Pamela: "I got an idea. Hold that thought."

She cuts her shit open and starts shooting blood everywhere, which even Eric finds unsettling. So I guess the whole stalker-obsession deal she's always had with old Eric isn't entirely a Maker thing after all, huh?

NORTHMAN & SALOME

Salome: "Stop being all respectful, I know you think everything is stupid."
Eric: "I usually keep that a secret."
Salome: "Hey, did you know I know that Nora's your sister?"
Eric: "No, but that opens up about ten other cans of worms."
Salome: "Godric was really fantastic, wasn't he? Until he took mainstreaming too far and then committed suicide that time."
Eric: "That was the best episode, even now."
Salome: "He loved you the most."
Eric: "Few things would actually get to me, but that does. Which is especially touching considering how blatant you are being."

Salome: "Anyway, let's keep talking about him."
Eric, verbatim: "Are you lonely? Is this how you make friends?"
Salome: "Did you know I sponsored Nora's Chancellorship?"
Eric: "So I guess her being a Sanguinista makes you look bad."
Salome: "Not to mention the mounting evidence that I'm playing Chris Meloni. Want to fuck?"

BARB & NORA

Chancellor Barb, verbatim: "You killed Hayes, and conspired with known Sanguinistas to aid in Compton and Northman's escape. As we say in Texas, honey, if you find yourself in a hole the first thing you do is stop digging."
Nora, verbatim: "And as we say in Surrey, sod the fuck off you cunting twat!"

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