SWAT Team: "I will shoot you for thinking that!"
Tara: "Then I will jump in front of the anti-vampire gun! For feelings!"
Pam: "Tara, no!"
Pam: "Tara, noooooo."
Tara: "Gotcha, bitch."
Pam: "Oh, you scamp."
Tara: "No but seriously they got me."
Eric: "I will pay for you to set up a new life anywhere you want."
Sookie: "Wouldn't matter. He has blood GPS on me for life."
Eric: "That was awesome how you staked him for me."
Sookie: "I kind of can't stop killing people, have you noticed that lately?"
Eric: "You'll always be that girl in the white dress that walked into my bar."
Sookie: "Okay cool."
Eric: "Hey, can I have a pen from like an old-fashioned inkwell?"
Sookie: "Sure, I have one of those right here."
He stabs it into his arm and then writes YOU CAN HAVE YOUR HOUSE BACK SIGNED ERIC NORTHMAN THE VIKING on a piece of paper. I guess this has to do with magic as well as the law? Like since it's her house now, the invites work differently? But he's also going to messenger the deed over and everything. They talk about how Bill is dangerous some more, and then the best moment of the whole episode: "Eric? I wanna be that girl again, the one in the white dress. I want my life back. Which is why I'm rescinding your invitation to my house."
He moonwalks out of there and it is mortifying and definitely the funniest part, but not the best part. The best part is when she goes to the lace curtains and looks out at him, and he tells her goodnight, and she says it right back. That's the only thing that got to me in the whole episode really, so even if I thought the "white dress" line was kind of played, it led to that, which is one of the most mature and layered and awesome things that's been done with their relationship, or any of Sookie's relationships besides the constant hilarity and barfing with Alcide: Just, Thank you for understanding, and goodnight. Loved it.
Outside, he hisses at Nora to leave it alone, but you know she's not going to. I'm sure she'll find a way to yammer at Sookie about Lilith by tomorrow night. But still.
Gielgud: "Daddy now we're two!"
Chantilly: "Daddy, wake up!"
Aretha: "Daddy, we're aging improbably! Make us snacks!"