Andy: "Oh no and they're probably psychic too! I had four Sookie Stackhouses. That's the worst thing sex ever did to me."
Bill: "Are you all tucked into your bed, like how vampires on this show are always sleeping in beds?"
Jessica: "It's the King of Louisiana, I'm sure there's been necrotempered glass this entire time. Or at least since the witches made me run out in the yard that time. Of course I can sleep in a bed."
Bill: "Ah warmed a TruBlood for you, for Ah am at a loss."
Wow, she must really be hungry and exhausted, what with knocking her TruBlood off the night table like that, with her speedy vampire reflexes we've seen recover in such a scene countless times. I hope it doesn't spill on the carpet! That would be even more embarrassing for a vampire, what with their speedy refle... Oh right, your dad is GOD. Never mind.
Jessica: "Did you know you could do that? Reverse time and keep things from spilling?"
Bill: "Ah work in mysterious ways."
Jessica: "And by that you mean..."
Bill: "I'm sorry I pulled your guts out through your bra. That was a clown move and I regret it. But when you got here, even though you had no choice, you were still able to keep it together enough to see that I am mostly Bill."
Jessica: "Any info you can..."
Bill: "-- Excuse me can I TALK?"
There it is. There's Bill Compton right there, doing the grossest thing you can do in a conversation. Missed u bb.
Jessica: "...Uh. Go right ahead, Your Majesty."
Bill: "Thank you. Now, can I tell you seriously the longest story about General Sherman. Wait, do you know who General Sherman was? Wait, do you know what a General is? Wait, do you know what the Civil War was? I was there. Do you know what the North was? Wait, do you know that north is a direction?"
Jessica: "Fucking Christ, Bill. Just tell me your anecdote or whatever."
Bill: "I guess the point would be that absolute power corrupts absolutely, to coin a phrase. And so there's you, who loves me without buying my bullshit -- but more importantly, whom I love as my Progeny and my only friend and now literally my only person."
Jessica: "Oh, like Michael Jackson or Liberace. That you would just fire anybody who said no or noticed that you are full of it -- but you can't fire me, or eat my face, because that would hurt you."