Outside, Jessica takes off her sweater and pushes through the crowd of Teabaggers, and then inside, and takes her hair literally down, and everything is muffled and intense, and then she sees that very attractive young fellow from earlier, and heads over to him with the whole world shaking and his jugular pulsing, and they head off to the bathroom together.
MOONGODDESS SPICERACK & HENNA TATTOO EMPORIUM
Tara: "I was given to understand from Vampire Diaries that all witches are African-American -- and vice versa -- but this here is a remarkably Caucasian crowd. And, from the looks of things, really into twelve-sided dice and polyamory and Firefly. The ectomorphic verisimilitude to actual Wiccans is pretty outstanding."
Holly: "What we accomplished last night was remarkable, and Marnie appreciates each and every one of us for bein' a part of it..."
Tara: "If Marnie's so appreciative, how come Marnie don't talk?"
Lafayette: "Shhh. Long story. Also, you're being rude. These guys may have low social skills and poor earning potential, but they're not deaf."
Witches: "What are we going to bring back next?"
Witches: "I say another bird!"
Witches: "I say a different animal!"
Witches: "I say Dumbledore!"
Witches: "I say Tara! No, the other one!"
Witches: "I say Charmed!"
Marnie: "I say a person, in my stroke-victimy way."
Marnie: "A dead body. It is going to be awesome."
Tara & Lafayette: "Season of the Bitch Are You Crazy."
Half the Witches: "Marnie, not to imply that you are mentally ill, but all signs point to that you are mentally ill. Frankly we're not sure how we missed it earlier."
Half the Witches: "Sure, why not? That doesn't seem super fucked up."
Lafayette: "You cannot trust a Wiccan to be cool! I knew they were going to embarrass me."
Tara: "I have to go call my girlfriend. Bon Temps just officially got stupid again."