Sookie: "Sam, it's that point in the day where I apologize to everybody."
Sam: "Apology accepted."
Sookie: "I wish every guy was a pushover like you. I mean, they are, but you're so efficient about it."
Arlene: "Please don't read my baby's serial-killer thoughts. Or my post-partum metaphor thoughts. I hate my baby!"
(Runs off screaming to wherever assholes go when they hate their baby.)
Terry: "It's nice to be embarrassed by somebody else's PTSD once in a while."
Timbo: (Is fantastic.)
Andy: (Arrives, bellowing, because he needs drugs because he is a drug addict.)
Crystal, not interested particularly in untying him: "Hey, it's me! I am all fucked up on V so I am not making a ton of sense, but it's really nice to see you."
Outside, Andy is not really open to Timbo's particular brand of being awesome right now, but Felton does this hilarious pantomime act -- under cover of a shack, since he's a wanted criminal -- where he looks at Andy's trembling V hand and down at his own trembling V-addict hand, and puts it all together. So the whole time Andy's interrogating Timbo -- which: good luck -- Felton's putting all together, and finally sends some ancient old fucker out with a single vial.
Andy: "Luther, thank you for comin' forward with this, uh, evidence, which I am now gonna take with me. Again, as evidence."
Crystal kisses Jason and acts bizarre some more, Andy drives away without rescuing him, and Jason realizes that possibly Crystal is not the most reliable person you could have as a girlfriend.
Sam: "Luna, what a pleasant surprise!"
Luna: "I am here to seduce you because I feel weird about freezing you out last night. You know how sometimes people say, 'I'm going to try to let you in'? You know how normal people say that all the time in real life?"
Sam: "No, but they do on this show, like a lot. Also this episode is not well-written, on a line-by-line basis. Lots of impossible, unrealistic, unpoetic dialogue the actors are just supposed to take care of. I certainly hope we are up to the challenge."