Luna: "Okay, well I am going to try and let you in. I have lots of problems, though."
Sam: "I also have problems and will also try to let you in."
Luna: "We are the most interesting people that ever lived."
Tommy: "My brother has a girlfriend? That's gotta get ruined, by me, immediately."
Devil Baby: (Gets into a staring contest with his horrible mother and somehow blows a vein in her eyeball. As dumb as the devil baby storyline is, so far, consider me converted. Anything that fucks with Arlene is automatically going to be campy, but also automatically is something in which I am total favor. Next time just blow the whole head off, kiddo.)
Arlene: "Motherfuckface! Look at him, looking at me, laughin'! He ain't right, that boy! You hear me? You ain't right! You're rotten to the core just like your daddy was!"
(She runs off to wherever assholes go when they're bleeding in the eye.)
Terry: "I'm your daddy. And I ain't rotten, and neither are you. You hear me? Your mama just gets a little crazy sometimes. Which means we just gotta love her that much harder."
Or: Does it.
Just the sight of Sookie unloading groceries and you know she's about to be attacked by dogs or goblins or werewolves or Debbie Pelt or demons or all of those things at once. So of course, she is and there are a bunch of goblins... Oh wait, it's just Tara. Sookie was just having a post-Faerie moment.]
Tara: "Sookie, you dropped your groceries!"
Sookie: "It's because you were goblins!"
Sookie: "I said, I'm so happy to see you!"
Tara: "Okay! I'm so glad you're not dead. Although considering our lives, probably sneaking up behind you was never going to be a fun surprise for anybody."
Sookie: "Glad you're back from ... wherever you were. I can't tell you where I've been."
Tara: "Oh, are you a lesbian cagefighter now too?"
Sookie: "What an odd thing to say! Good thing I'm totally self-absorbed. Grab those groceries and I'll tell you all about how I'm not dating any vampires."