True Blood
True Blood

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The Faces That You Meet

Anyway, Spy Katie under that influence lets Antonia go free, then is neck-broked by Luis (no blood, she orders him; he must be clean of that), and then Antonia and Luis leave on separate errands. It's very exciting.

MERLOTTE'S

Rotting Pam terrorizes Naomi and Tara -- who have recently let the idea of Toni go, you remember -- with some racist jokes and whatever, and the second Naomi gets away and Pam grabs Tara by the throat, a bunch of lookyloos from Merlotte's pull out their camera phones and start taping it for TMZ, so Pam grunts profanities and takes off: "The moment you think you're safe, I promise I will hunt down, and fuckin' shred you like confetti." In case you thought for one second Tara wouldn't have sudden death to worry about.

MEXICO

Lafayette cradles Jesus -- the suddenly healed snakebite victim -- in Mexico, screaming for Bartolo, who is busy fucking his teenage pregnant bride. Jesus, who is feeling much better ever since healer Tio Luca healed him through medium Lafayette (again, you have a ghost within a person using their combined powers as though there is no difference between them), yells at his abuelo about going so far to prove the point, he won't be what the dark brujos want him to be, et cetera, and then their screaming match turns into a fight over Lafayette's destiny, because what Jesus and Bartolo know but Lafayette doesn't is that really this whole thing was about awakening Lafayette's powers, because they still think vampires are the issue.

Jesus: "I'm not a fuckin' idiot, he's a medium. But what I don't get is how you can risk my life just to prove your point!"
Bartolo: "Don't be so dramatic. I wouldn't sacrifice you, you're the last of us left."
Lafayette: "Wait, this is about me and I'm a what?"

SHREVEPORT PACK

Marcus the Packmaster welcomes them to the Pack with the usual beer-busting blood-smearing biker-bar pageantry, and once the party starts Alcide goes off to brood and worry about whatever manic werepanther shit Sookie was yelling about earlier this evening. Alcide apologizes to Debbie for giving a shit about Sookie, but Debbie immediately realizes they're better off as a team, and takes him looking for her. A nice move on her part that goes kind of fucked up when they immediately come upon Eric and Sookie fucking by the river. It doesn't even really matter how Alcide reacts, at this point, because Debbie is just about to lose it regardless, but he is definitely protesting just a bit too much.

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