Twin Peaks

Ep.	Title	Air/Pub'l	Grade	Author
2-22 Recap	How's Annie? Episode Twenty-Nine (2) - How's Annie? How's Annie? How's Annie? How's Annie? How's Annie?	1991.06.10 2001.08.13	A-	Djb
2-21 Recap	Yoko, Oh No! Episode Twenty-Eight (1) - Annie Blackburn makes a splash at the Miss Twin Peaks pageant and wins the opportunity to get the hell off the show with the same high level of non-sequitur at which she appeared.	1991.06.10 2001.07.30	B-	Djb
2-20 Recap	Romancing the stone Episode Twenty-Seven - Cooper makes it a love thing with Yoko, twirling around on bar stools and dancing and smiling and not wearing a tie. Which I guess is still better than not wearing a shirt at all. Ben Horne, I'm looking in your exposed-torsoed direction. Just not for too long, if I can possibly help it.	1991.04.18 2001.07.23	B	Djb
2-19 Recap	Bottle of red, bottle of white Episode Twenty-Six - There isn't enough wine in the whole world to make this episode fly by. But at least the characters get to drink their way through it.	1991.04.11 2001.07.14	C+	Djb
2-18 Recap	Belt it, cinch it, and kill me Episode Twenty-Five - Billy Zane tucks in his sweater and the world weeps in horror.	1991.04.04 2001.06.25	B-	Djb
2-17 Recap	Her Boogie Knight In Shining Armor Episode Twenty-Four - Hello, Heather Graham. I hate you.	1991.03.28 2001.06.22	N/A	Djb
2-16 Recap	"Windom's Angels" just doesn't have the same ring to it Episode Twenty-Three - But nevertheless, that's just what they are. The Goofiest Serial Killing Chess Player In History makes contact with three lovely ladies of Twin Peaks and entices them to meet each other at the Roadhouse. That takes an hour.	1991.02.16 2001.03.29	B-	Djb
2-15 Recap	Diane Keaton wuz here Episode Twenty-Two - And she wanted you to know.	1991.02.09 2001.02.15	C	Djb
2-14 Recap	James Marshall is a really bad actor Episode Twenty-One - A non-dead brother, another non-brother with a death wish for his non-brother-in-law, and a special appearance by Jonathan Lipnicki. And this is on a good week, people.	1991.02.02 2001.01.17	B-	Djb
2-13 Recap	Adopt-A-Plot Episode Twenty - Dick and Andy sneak around an abandoned orphanage to gather more information about their charge, while Ben organizes a charge of his own and leads his battalion of tiny plastic men to victory.	1991.01.19 2001.01.10	C+	Djb
2-12 Recap	"Well, that's the nice thing about things." Episode Nineteen - Oh, yeah. This show's in the crapper, all right.	1991.01.12 2001.01.02	C-	Djb
2-11 Recap	Masked Bawl Episode Eighteen - There are no balls, masked or otherwise. But if they called it "the pathetic death-throes of a once-promising show," who'd watch?	1990.12.15 2000.12.04	N/A	Strega
2-10 Recap	What About BOB? Episode Seventeen - Leland's dead, and so is this show.	1990.12.08 2000.11.18	N/A	Djb
2-9 Recap	Scream '90 Episode Sixteen - The unraveling moments of the "Who Killed Laura Palmer" story arc play out like cheap horror, from the when-will-he-strike-again near misses to the bait-and-switch arrest to the demonic possession, head-spinning Emmy clip at the end. Elsewhere, more filler than a full-service gas station.	1990.11.31 2000.11.08	N/A	Djb
2-8 Recap	On A Permanent Vacation To Leland Episode Fifteen - He's lost his mind to BOB. But he's still one heck of a dancer.	1990.11.17 2000.11.01	N/A	Djb
2-7 Recap	Unless General Smarminess Is A Crime Episode Fourteen - Ben Horne is arrested for questioning in the murder of Laura Palmer. Oops.	1990.11.10 2000.10.22	N/A	Djb
2-6 Recap	I'd Just About Had My Chlorophyll Of Them Anyway Episode Thirteen - Damn, I'm clever. Plant too-enthusiast Harold Smith finally begins to wilt from lack of viewer interest, Maddy threatens to leave on her own accord, and David Lynch shows up to save the day and never makes it to the other side of the camera.	1990.11.03 2000.10.05	N/A	Djb
2-5 Recap	The Djb Fiftieth Recap Spectacular Episode Twelve - Though he didn't mention it anywhere in the recap, Djb celebrates his half-century MBTV recapping mark with a second season episode that actually doesn't suck at all. Quiet party for me. Cakeless, quiet party and no one came. Stupid party.	1990.10.27 2000.09.28	N/A	Djb
2-4 Recap	Mr. Holland's Opus Episode Eleven - Djb again decides to mercilessly slag the director of this week's episode. Only this time, he actually has a leg to stand on.	1990.10.20 2000.09.22	N/A	Djb
2-3 Recap	Glatter Control Episode Ten - Djb thought it would be funny to randomly make fun of this episode's director. He's still trying to figure out why that is, exactly.	1990.10.13 2000.09.12	N/A	Djb
2-2 Recap	Major Problems Episode Nine - Briggs (and not even the hot one) shows up at Cooper's hotel room to very slowly outline the downfall of the next nineteen episodes. Meanwhile, Djb goes head to head with an alleged "singer" who may want to heed the recapper's sage and learned karaoke advice before he decides to open his mouth on camera. Ever, ever again.	1990.10.06 2000.08.28	N/A	Djb
2-1 Recap	But What I Really Want To Do Is Overdirect Episode Eight (2) - An almost disappointingly unsuck-filled second season intro sees David Lynch recognizing himself as a quirky directorial force in Hollywood and doing anything -- ANYTHING -- to make sure this opinion of him becomes entrenched in popular culture. It does, Mr. Lynch. It does. You can point the camera away from the moody black phone now. We've seen it from enough angles, thanks.	1990.09.30 2000.08.12	N/A	Djb
1-7 Recap	Out With The Good Episode Seven (1) - The first season ends with a dramatic set of twists designed to help the viewer forget that much of the future of the show reflects the sorry state of the Packard Mill: the flaming wreckage of a once-great institution which killed or destroyed the lives of too many people. The continually resilient Josie Packard not among them, sadly.	1990.05.24 2000.07.30	N/A	Djb
1-6 Recap	Polly Wanna Smack 'Er Episode Six - As Waldo The Crime-Fighting Mynah sees his tragic, unsung life come to a tragic, unsung end, Maddy and Donna launch a pointless investigation that involves them flipping the bird to the guys who wrote the script they're obviously in the process of ignoring.	1990.05.17 2000.07.18	N/A	Djb
1-5 Recap	How Swede It Is Episode Five - The unceasingly amusing Horne brothers court real estate opportunities with another merry band of northerners. But the manifold glories of all things ice fishing don't deter Ben from the far hotter pursuits of torching the mill and lighting Katherine's fire. Elsewhere, shut up, James.	1990.05.10 2000.07.12	N/A	Djb
1-4 Recap	Weenie Roast! Episode Four - Much goes down in this episode as Shelley gets Bobby's gun off, Andy shoots blanks, and Katherine and Ben share a warm, soapy bath with his own Little Elvis. Elsewhere, Hank gets paroled, Audrey plays it straight, the Palmers run neck-and-neck down Loony Lane, and David Lynch gets plugged in.	1990.05.03 2000.07.04	N/A	Djb
1-3 Recap	Putting The "Fun" Back In Funeral Episode Three - Albert livens up what could have been a real downer of an autopsy with rants designed to keep the slack-jawed yokels of Twin Peaks at bay. Despite a subplot-heavy second half about people who will eventually becaome annoying but aren't quite yet, the burial episode puts Laura Palmer in the ground and me on the floor, collapsed in helpless, dead-girl-induced giggles.	1990.04.26 2000.06.25	N/A	Djb
1-2 Recap	Hello, Dalai Episode Two - Cooper takes a spiritual holiday from conventional FBI protocol and tries to solve Laura's murder though the metaphysical teaching of Tibetan culture. In prime time! Elsewhere, Nadine refuses to stay half as silent as her magical drape runners, and Sylvia Horne takes a long walk off a very short series appearance.	1990.04.19 2000.06.14	N/A	Djb
1-1 Recap	Something's Fishy Episode One - Cooper and Truman take off on an ice-cold trail of disparate clues and accomplish nothing more than setting the first three suspects in Laura's murder right back onto the streets of the Peaks. Meanwhile, Pete cooks up a local delicacy that allows for the hilarious pun seen above.	1990.04.12 2000.06.07	N/A	Djb
Recap	Pilot Pilot - "She's dead. Wrapped in plastic."	1990.04.08 2000.05.31	D	Djb