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            <title>Twin Peaks - How&apos;s Annie?</title>
            <description>Episode Twenty-Nine (2): How&apos;s Annie? How&apos;s Annie? How&apos;s Annie? How&apos;s Annie? How&apos;s Annie?</description>
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            <pubDate>Mon, 13 Aug 2001 23:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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            <title>Twin Peaks - Yoko, Oh No!</title>
            <description>Episode Twenty-Eight (1): Annie Blackburn makes a splash at the Miss Twin Peaks pageant and wins the opportunity to get the hell off the show with the same high level of non-sequitur at which she appeared.</description>
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            <pubDate>Mon, 30 Jul 2001 23:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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            <title>Twin Peaks - Romancing the stone</title>
            <description>Episode Twenty-Seven: Cooper makes it a love thing with Yoko, twirling around on bar stools and dancing and smiling and not wearing a tie.  Which I guess is still better than not wearing a shirt at all.  Ben Horne, I&apos;m looking in your exposed-torsoed direction.  Just not for too long, if I can possibly help it.</description>
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            <pubDate>Mon, 23 Jul 2001 23:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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            <title>Twin Peaks - Bottle of red, bottle of white</title>
            <description>Episode Twenty-Six: There isn&apos;t enough wine in the whole world to make this episode fly by.  But at least the characters get to drink their way through it.</description>
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            <pubDate>Sat, 14 Jul 2001 23:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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            <title>Twin Peaks - Belt it, cinch it, and kill me</title>
            <description>Episode Twenty-Five: Billy Zane tucks in his sweater and the world weeps in horror.</description>
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            <pubDate>Mon, 25 Jun 2001 23:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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            <title>Twin Peaks - Her Boogie Knight In Shining Armor</title>
            <description>Episode Twenty-Four: Hello, Heather Graham.  I hate you.</description>
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            <pubDate>Fri, 22 Jun 2001 23:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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            <title>Twin Peaks - &quot;Windom&apos;s Angels&quot; just doesn&apos;t have the same ring to it</title>
            <description>Episode Twenty-Three: But nevertheless, that&apos;s just what they are. The Goofiest Serial Killing Chess Player In History makes contact with three lovely ladies of Twin Peaks and entices them to meet each other at the Roadhouse. That takes an hour.</description>
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            <pubDate>Thu, 29 Mar 2001 22:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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            <title>Twin Peaks - Diane Keaton wuz here</title>
            <description>Episode Twenty-Two: And she wanted you to know.</description>
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            <pubDate>Thu, 15 Feb 2001 22:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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            <title>Twin Peaks - James Marshall is a really bad actor</title>
            <description>Episode Twenty-One: <![CDATA[A non-dead brother, another non-brother with a death wish for his non-brother-in-law, and a special appearance by Jonathan Lipnicki.  And this is on a <I>good</I> week, people.]]></description>
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            <pubDate>Wed, 17 Jan 2001 22:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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            <title>Twin Peaks - Adopt-A-Plot</title>
            <description>Episode Twenty: Dick and Andy sneak around an abandoned orphanage to gather more information about their charge, while Ben organizes a charge of his own and leads his battalion of tiny plastic men to victory.</description>
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            <pubDate>Wed, 10 Jan 2001 22:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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            <title>Twin Peaks - &quot;Well, that&apos;s the nice thing about things.&quot;</title>
            <description>Episode Nineteen: Oh, yeah.  This show&apos;s in the crapper, all right.</description>
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            <pubDate>Tue, 02 Jan 2001 22:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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            <title>Twin Peaks - Masked Bawl</title>
            <description>Episode Eighteen: There are no balls, masked or otherwise. But if they called it &quot;the pathetic death-throes of a once-promising show,&quot; who&apos;d watch?</description>
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            <pubDate>Mon, 04 Dec 2000 22:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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            <title>Twin Peaks - What About BOB?</title>
            <description>Episode Seventeen: Leland&apos;s dead, and so is this show.</description>
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            <pubDate>Sat, 18 Nov 2000 22:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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            <title>Twin Peaks - Scream &apos;90</title>
            <description>Episode Sixteen: The unraveling moments of the &quot;Who Killed Laura Palmer&quot; story arc play out like cheap horror, from the when-will-he-strike-again near misses to the bait-and-switch arrest to the demonic possession, head-spinning Emmy clip at the end.  Elsewhere, more filler than a full-service gas station.</description>
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            <pubDate>Wed, 08 Nov 2000 22:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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            <title>Twin Peaks - On A Permanent Vacation To Leland</title>
            <description>Episode Fifteen: He&apos;s lost his mind to BOB.  But he&apos;s still one heck of a dancer.</description>
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            <pubDate>Wed, 01 Nov 2000 22:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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            <title>Twin Peaks - Unless General Smarminess Is A Crime</title>
            <description>Episode Fourteen: Ben Horne is arrested for questioning in the murder of Laura Palmer.  Oops.</description>
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            <pubDate>Sun, 22 Oct 2000 23:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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            <title>Twin Peaks - I&apos;d Just About Had My Chlorophyll Of Them Anyway</title>
            <description>Episode Thirteen: Damn, I&apos;m clever.  Plant too-enthusiast Harold Smith finally begins to wilt from lack of viewer interest, Maddy threatens to leave on her own accord, and David Lynch shows up to save the day and never makes it to the other side of the camera.</description>
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            <pubDate>Thu, 05 Oct 2000 23:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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            <title>Twin Peaks - The Djb Fiftieth Recap Spectacular</title>
            <description>Episode Twelve: Though he didn&apos;t mention it anywhere in the recap, Djb celebrates his half-century MBTV recapping mark with a second season episode that actually doesn&apos;t suck at all.  Quiet party for me.  Cakeless, quiet party and no one came.  Stupid party.</description>
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            <pubDate>Thu, 28 Sep 2000 23:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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            <title>Twin Peaks - Mr. Holland&apos;s Opus</title>
            <description>Episode Eleven: Djb again decides to mercilessly slag the director of this week&apos;s episode.  Only this time, he actually has a leg to stand on.</description>
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            <pubDate>Fri, 22 Sep 2000 23:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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            <title>Twin Peaks - Glatter Control</title>
            <description>Episode Ten: Djb thought it would be funny to randomly make fun of this episode&apos;s director.  He&apos;s still trying to figure out why that is, exactly.</description>
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            <pubDate>Tue, 12 Sep 2000 23:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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